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Shellster

I am here for Friends

About Me

I grew up in the ghetto known as Parkgate,England, haha!luckily I was rescued and brought to Australia with my parents,mi bloke Adam n mi bro Tim!I miss all mi homegirls and mi drinkin partners that i left in the ghetto, i spent a lot of time n effort makin them wat they are today(near enuf full blown alcos!), im sooo proud of how we have all turned out, bearing in mind I can drink more then the average Australian male can,hehe,theres nothin better then a nice cold pint!I may look like a Barbie but all my mates know I aint a pathetic girly girl..oh yeah and I would luv to knock Paris Hilton n Mariah Carey out! I have always been a bit of a tom-boy, i like motorbikes( i used to have one) and I like fast cars!(unfortunately i dont have one of those!)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well with me been all gangsta n all that i wud like to meet Fiddy cent!or maybe just meet my mates in England cos i miss em soooo much!MWAH!Also would like to meet Valentino Rossi, Marco Melandri, John Hopkins, Chris Vermuelen and James Ellison(hes English so it just feels right!)for you who dont know who these people are they are motoGP riders!

My Blog

silly questions

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?yeah when i was a drunk cowgirl2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?no..i stick mi arms up in the air like "look how hard i am"n then i crap mi self!...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:10:00 GMT

about mee

apparently this is.."The Most Random Survey You Will Ever Fill Out"Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?of course...i live wi mi boy!Are you gay?nupDo you have hairy legs?i think they are a bit inbet...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:08:00 GMT

Just sum stuff about me

Shit about me you Probably Don't Give A Fuck About. Name: Shelley Jizzones Birthday: 1st February Birthplace: Rotherham, England Current Location: Pakenham, Australia Eye Color: Brown Hair Co...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:14:00 GMT

stupid annoyin sluts!they will be punished!

What i dont get is why does this stupid wickersley slut keep textin my boyfriend when he's in australia with me...did she not get the hint when she said to him"dont go to australia with your girlfrien...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 18:19:00 GMT

anotha question thingy

Saturday, December 03, 2005   anotha anoyin question thingyCurrent mood: satisfied .......or simple words wil do YOU!   i  wanna___________ i cant stand being_________ i'd&n...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 17:43:00 GMT

how much do ya really know about me?

My name:Who is the love of my life:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:Do I smoke:Do I drink:When is my birthday:Wha...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 16:56:00 GMT