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Cristobal Crude

Failure to plan is planning to fail

About Me

Idealistic, semi-introverted thinker that can't spell for shit. I'm amazed at bizzare nature of the world we live in and the constant negotiation of the contradictions that make up this thing called life. Constantly on the verge of success and insanity...always a balancing act between winning some battles and losing others, loving and hating, pleasure and pain, none meaning shit without the other..

My Interests

World domination, psychopharmacological answers to social problems, and the promotion and preservation of pornography. The ebb and flow of the world as we know it...cooking, relaxing, enjoying the stress free moments, independent, confindent women who have large bank accounts and like sharing it with me.(thanks baby!)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who claims to be sane. (Its fun to prove them wrong!) People who mean well, and do well. Good people. Originals and their clones...

Music:

only if I can hear it.

Movies:

yup, can't wait for Transformers...7/07 !!!!

Television:

The daily show, south park, HBO,history shows, nature shows,the white rapper show (ha),geeky sci-fi shit like lost, and whatever else happens to be on the ol'boob-tube.

Books:

The DSM-IV; Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo; The Art of War-Sun Tsu, Secrets of word of mouth advertising, Penthouse letters.

Heroes:

tattooing transgender amputee midget clowns on acid .... also drunk chicks who piss in your bed. For real...people who actually give a fuck about the world around them and my family.