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ErrDizz

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About Me

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I may be Puerto Rican and not know shit about judo, but boy can I beat a mofucky up with some Puerto Rican judo. Oh and I won't steal your shit. Yo mama's so ugly, she fights rats. I couldn't even begin to tell you how funny that was at like 3 in the morning after you've been awake for like 24 hours. I'm like that guy that either everyone loves or nobody cares about. Buuuuuut confidence is everything! Right ladies?! I stole that from Jeff mostly cuz it's reeks of truth and awesomness. There's more to life than rusty trombones and guys names Sanchez that are dirty. I'm not really here to meet anybody. 30 yeah old men posing as 15 year old girls trying to lure in 13 year old boys just ain't my thing. This is more or less just a means of expression on my part and a way to stay connected to all the cool people that I have run into throughout the years. To all my peeps a "awww geeyeah" and "oh dip" to you all. more shit later.
Sid's big break....Compound fractures are fuckin hard to watch but I'm just surprised big dumb Steiner didn't start stomping on it thinking it was part of the script. FEMOMINOM!!

My Interests

Awww shit Game OverThe Mets are a good. Is very nice you like?!Kick beybo REMIX

I'd like to meet:

Bill ClintonDarth Vader Bizarro meJesus A guy named Mike Hunt and the guy who invented Japan.
Best Magician on the planet. This guy puts David Blane to shame (ZING! Bonus rhyme points!)

Music:

Chacorron Feeeva! (current ringtone) BONUS!"...we ain't here to hurt nobody..."

Movies:

Lean on me, The Karate Kids 1-3, Last Samurai, Batman Begins, City of God, Back to the Future Trilogy, White Men Can't Jump, The Matrix Reloaded, The Empire Strikes Back, Pulp Fiction, 300, more on the way...

Television:

The Shield is the best show ever.
But anyone who knows me knows that like a kid I still watch wrestling and I try and find all types of old cartoons on dvd like Masters of the Universe, ThunderCats, Ducktales, The Real Ghostbusters. Inspector Gadget. TiVo is the shit...I'm such a fag for this show but I... can't...help it img src="http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07210/greysanatomy.jpg"

Books:

George Carlin's When will Jesus bring the porkchops is next. Go Mr. Conductor go!!

Heroes:

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My Blog

Come and see how it's all done!!!!!!!!

This is fuckin chuuch right here folks. If you walk into any of the stores for the company I work for, keep in mind this is how they get trainnnnned....(everything you see herein is unbelievable trut...
Posted by ErrDizz on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

No wonder everybody hates us.

How incredibly fucking sad. Even sader is how exponentially worse it actually is in this country as far as how many pieces of shit like this roam about living in their own world and that have not...
Posted by ErrDizz on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST

Ever have one of those days...

The kind where you just wanna kick the shit out of some people BAD. All you people that know me know that I'm not a mean spirited guy, I'm hardly confrontational to say the least. But man, some people...
Posted by ErrDizz on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:58:00 PST

Don't put shit in your Wii...

Look at what happens when you put toxic filth like a playstation game or the K-fed CD in the Wii.....>Don't feed Wii doo-doo software. You'll just make it sick....
Posted by ErrDizz on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

SMASH PS3!!! watch as i giggle

Watch this pimp ass mutherfucker DESTROY the bane of humanity and causer of my current grief and frustrations (fuck you asshole customers and leave us the fuck alone will ya) Thank you and ENJOY!..>...
Posted by ErrDizz on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

DONKEY KONG BITCHES


Posted by ErrDizz on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

Sick to my stomach....

While it's quite obvious that at this point, of course no one will ever forget what happened 5 years ago today, it's just hard for me personally to go through these anniversaries without a deep twiste...
Posted by ErrDizz on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST

It makes me wanna fart

Salute Your Shorts! I always wished i'd be friends with some muthafucka named lee so i can call him ugh. more old shit that now that I'm old enough realize wasnt so good lol have fun.Salute Your Short...
Posted by ErrDizz on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST

Damn TV

My sexy HDTV is all fucked up. Right when I was about to fire up some Taint Row too :( Now I dont even wanna play.....
Posted by ErrDizz on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:30:00 PST

HEYYYY DUUUDE lol

This show is so bad but as a kid I thought it was dope. EnjoyHey Dude - Episode 14 - Loose Lips (Part 1 of 3).. width="425" height="350">..>Hey Dude - Episode 14 - Loose Lips (Part 2 of 3).. width="42...
Posted by ErrDizz on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:24:00 PST