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Scherz

Bones are for losers.

About Me

Hooray! Well, I am in love with being the laziest waste of space ever. I eat food, listen to music, and ponder existence. But not really, it's usually more pondering what there is to eat, or what music there is to listen to. I go outside sometimes, and when I do, I tend to disturb the peaceful populus of Sudbury. Maybe they find my random screaming and bursts of idiocy threatening. Oh wells, it's a nice life. So ummm...I'm tired of writing this. My fingers hurt. So I'll just end by saying that I love you all, and that you're always welcome to buy me alcohol and throw me parties whenever you want to. Go ahead, it's fun!

My Interests

Uh...basically talking to people. What a lame interest eh? Other than that, swimming, listening to ungodly large amounts of music, eating people out of house and home, the occassional hike or two, and partying. So on and so forth.

I'd like to meet:

Hmm, people in general are pretty cool. I suppose someone really cool like Ronald McDonald or Jesus would be cool, but I'm not famous enough to meet them just yet. So I'll settle for whoever the hell actually would want to talk to me. Just good people who can have some good conversations really, no one too serious. Serious people make me weep on the inside.

Music:

Is it list time? Sweet! Well, I listen to mainly metal and rockish type muzacks, but also a good dose of classical (mainly from video games, I'm a nerd). The favouriteness of bands includes: Dream Theater, Pain of Salvation, Porcupine Tree, Dredg, Muse, Blind Guardian, Ayreon, Chroma Key, Symphony X, Andromeda, Devin Townsend, Kamelot, Ulver, Iron Maiden, Opeth, Children of Bodom, DragonForce, Radiohead, and Arcturus.

Movies:

I don't really have preferences, but usually it's either a really kickass action movie, some kind of psychological mindfuck, or a great comedy that gets my attention.

Television:

I have five channels. I guess I watch the Simpsons and Family Guy on Sunday nights because it beats actually doing my homework. I used to watch alot of YTV though, because I'm cool like that.

Books:

I used to read, its gotten kind of stagnant lately. But I read really lame fantasy novels like the Shannara and Wheel of Time series. I also pretend I'm smart by reading books like Also Sprach Zarathustra and Faust, but I really don't know what the hell those damn Germans are talking about. And I can say that because I'm a damn German. Voltaire makes alot more sense then the Germans though, and I think everyone in the world should go read Candide. Do it now.

Heroes:

Anyone who goes out there and does something with their life, striving for and achieving a goal unlike me and my lazy ass. These people really inspire me, but don't help the laziness. Oh well...

My Blog

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Lmfao. This is a blog.
Posted by Scherz on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST