twaz

Hi I'm Twaz, or James. I'm quite clever and I sometimes think my brain is too fast for the rest of me. All I think about is maths - and I create obsessive maths games in my head about EVERYTHING. Like when I put my shopping on the conveyor belt in the supermarket, I have to add it up in my head in less time than it takes for the person to scan it all, and subsequently know how much i've spent before they do. And when I'm driving, all I think about is average speed, arrival time, and how adjusting average speed would impact arrival time. It's kind of annoying some times, but other times I count myself lucky for having a really good brain and just accept that sometimes I think too much. It's annoying when there's not much else to think about though, because then I end up just stressing about silly things.
Here's some info about me.

I'm a tea and coffee fiend. For some reason something happens to me at petrol stations that makes me embarrass myself. I'm not homosexual, but sometimes people think I am when they first meet me. I like to think it's because I'm more witty, intelligent and sensitive than any other straight guy, but the truth is more likely that I'm just a bit too clean. And a bit camp. And own a few too many pairs of shoes. Getting my 5 a day fruit and veg pleases me. I iron shirts impeccably. I spend most of my time being quite sensible, but do find it really fun to once in a blue moon just cut loose, get wankered, and end up in liquid. I don't think I'll ever grow a proper beard. It makes me proud that despite spending very little time on the internet or in front of a T.V, I'm almost never bored. I've got really long, gangley arms - comparable to those of Mr. Tickle.

I play music and stuff and at the moment this is what I'm doing...

I play acoustic gigs under the stage name of James J Barrett I used to, and sometimes still do, play trumpet in a band called The Lock UpI played trumpet on albums by Six Nation State and Tim Holehouse