Hi. I'm Mary. I am a professional old-timey enthusiast. I like goats, cheese, being outside, and talking REAL LOUD on the phone. To clarify: I don't like talking on the phone, but when I do talk on the phone, I prefer yelling.
I hate it when people say things that are obvious. I spend most of my time looking forward to things. After they're over, I immediately forget them and in a couple of years someone will start talking about some rad thing I did and I won't remember it at all. I am cranky a lot. When I'm not cranky, you'll know because I'll shuffle my feet around and call it "tap dancing".
