Well im Matt - and i guess if you are my friend on here, you already know that...
Gunna use Edds idea and bullet point it ;]
# Well i Study Media ICT and Sociology at Esher College.
# Kids Falling over and hurting themselfs is funny.
# I wear traccys more than i should...they are just so comfy :)
# i have a tendancy to "whip it out" or "drop my trousers" really more than i should at the worst times :S
# Dolphining is one of the most homosexual acts ever thought off, despite how highly edd speaks of it. Though Dolphining is funny to watch, more so when people get hurt.
# Milk, must be fresh that day....none of this 2 day old crap.
# i like a certain someone =]
# I work at Sainsburys in Cobham and i hate it. Sats 2.30-10.30 and sundays 12.30-4.30. They keep forgetting to and underpaying me.
# Me and my friends go to Oatlands park and Tesco express far too often.
# Me and Seb fit 4 apples in a Condom.
# I hate Ebay.
# Its a Bagle not a remote.
# I dont like superman or comic related things.
# I hate spiders,needles, hights and christmass trees.
# My mind has been soiled alot due to things like "the pain series" and "chinese girls - part 2" So nothing really shocks me anymore.
# I like walking in the rain.
# I have been doing my paper round for 4 years, im that cool.
# I have a burnt armpit from getting drunk at Felix's, using deodrant burns now.
# My mum lives in cornwall - my friends refer to her as Michelle with 2 Ls.
# I miss my friends from Heathside, but my new friends at College are brilliant.
# I have never broken a bone or had major surgery =]
# Im Allergic to Dust mites, face paint and chrismas trees.
# 99% of the time i wear 2 t-shirts, i hate just wearing one.
# I manage to get on my friends bad sides alot by mentioning "having my way" with their sisters and/or their mothers far too much.
# My 'Jokes' Involve the words 'japseye' 'gravy''polish' 'Spewing ....' 'ripe' and 'semen' far far too much.
# I make too many jokes at the wrong times.
# I hate Beer and spirits, they make me gag.
# Bens mum is very nice.
# i dont like facebook.
and i cant think of any more :S
