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anything but ordinarywutz good myspace. im §aMm * im 17 yrs young * i am tha most random person ull eva meet * i dance in aisles whn i go to stores * i sing at all times of the day * i have issues touching dirty ucka thingz * i have an obsession with cleanin thngs whn im pissd off * im hyper 95% of the time the other 5% im sleepin * my hair doesnt stay the same color for very long * tattoos & grillz turn me on * im very OCD whn i get stressd * i love getn piercings jst for the pain * mp3 playr = survival * tha ppl in my skool piss me off * whn ppl fall down, i laugh * i date both boiz & gurlz * my brother B-U-C-K has saved my ass many timez * i can b a huge bitch if u fuck me over * my friendz r hella more kick ass thn urz * i love to wear pajayjays * i hate shoping * i love to play video games * there r like 20 pairs of flipflops in my room * whn i c sumthn shiny, i automatically go ''ooo shiny thng!!! * whn i git bored, i start makin random noises * i carry a thng of purell with me at all times * if i drink sumthn, i gotta have a straw * and the straw has to match the color of the cup * im still close friends with all of my exs * whn i say 'squared' it sounds like im sayn 'squered' * i live in tha hood * seriously * iv onli dated 2 white guyz * ever * i cant eat a banana in itz regular form * its gotta b cut up * im weird like tht * if u look good, ill tell u * evn if i dnt kno u * and ur jst sum random guy/girl walkn down tha street * most daiz, my cell is pretti much glued to my head * i make up random words * thn laugh at thm cuz they sound funni * ever heard tha song "rock me amadeus' ?? * i def thot they said "rock me im a danish' * im a loser, ikno * i still love to watch the cartoon little bear * jst cuz i can * i thnk tht tha lil beat in tha song ‘vans’ sounds like a fone on vibrate * u kno itz true * YAHH BITCH YAHH! * def my fav song/phrase to shout at ppl * i like it whn random ppl cum up to me n try to start shit * i jst shut thm down in 1 simple && ez burn * whn im goin up or down tha stairz, i count thm * i usually trip up thm 2 * im in french 4 * i still have no idea wut the teacher is sayn whn he talks to me * goodfellas * scareface * crazy/beautiful * matilda * corrina corrina * && lords of dogtown * those r my fav movies * i swear like a sailor most daiz * the word MORNINGWOOD makes me laugh * ur dad * is amazing to me * ;] * rite now im datin tha most amazing guy ever- jonathonnnn * been datin him since april 16, 2007 * were prly tha goofiest ppl ever whn were on tha fone wit each othr * i love him to death * ima pretti kick ass person once u get ta kno me * if ya wanna kno more bout me jst hit me up on aim at SaMMrOxursOx or on yahoo at ditzy.sissy07comment me here =]RiSK EVERYTHiNG



this is ana she is my buttercup!!! shes been my bestfriend for 15 yrs now. weve been thru errythng tagethr. we r like complete opposites, but were so much alike shes a total smartass and will put up a fight for her friends neday. shes always been there for me whn no1 else was. we evn got our won shes pretty much uh-maze-n lol ilu homie!!


this is jenny she is quite possibly tha most lamo person ino. ;] i love this gurl ta death. shes my partner in crime for errythng. she is forever makn fun of ppl, goofin off n jst bn random with me. whn were together we r alwayz gitn told to stop laughn n to quit bn so lamo idk wut id do wit out this crazii ass gurl. ilu jenny!!!


this is B-U-C-K! hes tha kick ass yungr bro. pretti much knos errythng bout me hes my otha partner in crime. hes obsessd wit ducks. is funi as hell && he is constantly makin fun of me for all tha dumb thngs i do && say. hes redi to kick ANY guys ass who fucks wit me. hes my bestest friend. whn were at home. lol jk we cool i luv him. idk if id b as goofy if i didnt have him around.


this is emma shes pretty much like my sister. we laugh at errythng make fun of eachothr n were sooo random shes alwayz been there for me n evn tho shes half a world away, shes still there for me whn i need her. she alwayz tries to find tha brite side of thngs && thts wut i love bout her. i cant wait til she cums back this summer so we can def smash on sum store bought cake lol ♥ u emmmmmma!!


&& this is jonathonnnnnnn hes tha boyfriend as of april 16th 2007 ♥ idnt evn kno whr to start wit him.. i love him soo much. weve broken up && gottn back tagethr bout a million times before, but now were good. errytime i talk to him i smile hes foreva got me laugh bout sumthn crazii whn we git on tha fone were usually on there hours at a time. we make fun of each othr all tha time i jst love him so much && i have no idea wut id do without him i love u babyyyyy

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now vibin to2XL R0CK 0Nthis is my mom i love this woman. shes my best friend n prly knos more bout me thn ne one me n her bicker like old ladies have a shit ton of inside jokes && make fun of fugly, old, random ppl all tha time she has always been there for me thru my best && my worst times. shes my biggest supporter wit almost errythng i do. me && her fight sumtimes. usually bout sumthn dumb i said or did lol but most tha time were hella cool n i cant evn imagine how different my life wud b wit out her. i LOVE u mom!!!! ♥

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