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bamboo

i will bite your nose.

About Me

I'm a feline but not just an ordinary feline, I'm a tuxedo or bombay cat. I have a roomate named willow but I call her fatcat for obvious reasons. We have recently moved to the beach, taking up residence with a pair of really ooold humans and their funcionally retarded dog. We have also recently takin in two new tuxedo cats, Stirrup-pants and Pirate-cat. I spend my spare time smacking the dog and getting my fur all over everything. I have been trying to write my memoirs but the pencil keeps falling out of my paw, blast my lack of opposable thumbs!

My Interests

Getting all the love and attention I can from kl and her friends. Searching for treasure. Writing poetry. Slapping the dog around. Climbing things with fragile stuff on them.

I'd like to meet:

uma thurman; and bite her nose.

Music:

Alternative, classical that's not all wussy like, Linkin Park.

Movies:

Sci-fi, I like to see dinosaurs and aliens eating puny humans. Period pieces 'cause I'm deep too. Also anything with boobies.

Television:

TV is lame, except for The Daily Show with John Stewart.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, The Illuminatus, anything by H.P. Lovecraft.

Heroes:

Thundercat, Catwoman, Cat Stevens.