Hi. I had a ham sandwich for lunch today. It was OK, there was a bit too much mayo on it for my taste. I prefer Hummus, but that would require that I make my own. I prefer mine, but the reason I don't have kids is so that I don't have to get up early to make the little fuckers lunch. They are OK when they are young. Just chain them up in the back yard when you're at work and they can use the Cat Box at night.
I have not been to Montana, Chile, New Zealand, or Antarctica. Perhaps when I have some spare time I'll upload some pictures of me not at these places. Good Times. I have been to the Azores, not much fun as it was mostly just a layover and a snack. This would be appropriate as That's all any one who doesn't live there does there. Explorers have made it a quick pit stop for centuries.
Achoo
I pretend that there are no anchovies in ceasar salad.
Oh, I almost forgot, I would like to thank those of you who haven't broken into my car and stolen a radio. I appreiciate it. Those of you who have, please message me your address and phone number. I promise to not share your information with anyone but the cops.
It's really remarkable how spot on they are!
Every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex.
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water. A vital ingredient in beer."
-Dave Barry"
I like my women like I like my coffee. I drink tea.
Pss, hey Guido, its all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant, you get it? And he knows it. That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it, ya, before he lets loose the marmosets on us. Don't worry little missy, I'll save you.
-Ren
