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TOrtUReD LaDYlanD

SaNitY aND inSanItY iS NevEr A ConfLictINg ReAliTY!! So Welcome the Chaos !!

About Me


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and non - 50/50 realms,and to all Cyborgs, Adroids, Replicas and other machine/human sentinents please be awareof colliding worlds For non-humanoid lifeforms;please be aware of the humans.
For any other humanoid lifeformfrom whatever time-space area,simply speak friend and enter.
For all the rest of sentinent beings(this small and humble page could not fitthe listings of them all)just call your local HUB requesting an immediate access.
Tortured Ladyland will kindly advise all visitorsto tread lightlywhen the occational happeningof microscopic black holesseems to be increaseing from time to time,
and is a cause for interdimentional confusion.
On the other handthe development of independant micro
-ecosystems within the beholders smaller compartementsand more hidden places,seems to be growing steadilyand are rapidly multiplying.
Ooh yeees, About Me
Here I go, presenting
The Family
Hey!!
I'm Brey
The Devil's Play!
so pray!
you fool!
where you lay!
or we'll have to do it
in my way
im gonna say,
that'll be the day,
when i finally slay
your earthly decay
to smithereens
as it seems.
So say godbye
to your dreams
see?
they all think i'm me,
if i only could be.
loveless and Godless,
painless and stainless.
i go as i please
and i do so to teese,
the loved and the cared
and the freaks that all bear,
their earthly share,
so proudly upon their shoulders mydear,
say it's true
i always knew
it would do no good to scream,
in the shadows i dream.
so you see?
they all think i'm me,
but i could never be!
..
....

My Interests


CURRENT MOON lunar phase
DON'T BE SO SICK!AND SEND ME ALL THAT SHIT!
I DON'T LIKE BEING BOTHERED
WITH ENDLESS REQUESTS
OF ADDING YOU WITHOUT A TEST!!
I DON'T ADD TO MSN!!!!!
STAY THE FUCK AWAY
OR I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A TRAY!!!
EATING YOUR BRAIN FOR DINNER
, WITHOUT ME BEING THE SINNER!!!!
ARE YOU GETTING THE IDEA?
HOW IT IS TO BE ME?
NO?
THEN CREEP BACK INTO THE HOLE
YOU ONCE CAME FROM
AND STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY
OR I WILL TAKE YOUR HEAD
AND GIVE IT ALL DUE PAY!!!
GO AWAY!!!

And now presenting my baby girl
.. .. ..

"The Smell of you"
For my Love,
so childish
and so old,
such paradox of Life,
like Cupids Strife.
Not hitting hard,
but missing breifly the Heart.
But still I can hear,
the words you whispered
in my ear
The Scent of you,
is on my bed and pillow too,
the screaming and moaning
sticks to the sealing,
like an audiotorio feeling
and the memories of us,
is platunum hard
but soft to the touchAnd that's all there is to say,
here where I lay
to my tormented Decay

I'd like to meet:

a bucketfull of sweets!
a store full of more
and a room full of gore
and an endless corridor
of time spent
with no intent
of meeting clark kent!
But if i was to choose
to meet or loose,
ill choose someone
beyond any timezone
from deserted hell
with only blood to tell
the story of fish
and universal bliss.
A woman so fair
that no world can bear
to look into her eyes
for the shere frigth
of her terrible sigth
and the dread that she just might
put up a perpetual figth.
And she's right there
beyond the sphere
of mental despair
gleaming out
from the window of doupt.
Just let her in
and you know you can't win...
so if i was to choose
to meet someone or loose,
i just might open
that tiny door
leading into a portal
of a world in horror..
So here goes:

and her
in this world so dark and fair
full of gloom and despair

and of course their creator;
lois royo, the genious!

Music:

the time i spend
listening intense
is larger than life
and beyond any doubt
i'd like to see you shout
and tear your hair out
so dark and fair
just cause you won't
get the attention you hold dear,
and sweety
just you dare
to kill me in despair!



- Soilwork Lyrics ..

Movies:

the world of surrealism
is a world so pure and rich
in pluralism
the travel in time and space
is full of creatures
with amazing pace
and the little world of horror
is a confusing gory maze
but the enormus tower of comedy
is shitty as economy

Television:

DISCOVERY
HISTORY CHANNEL
SHIFI WEEKENDS
YEH THAT'S ABOUT IT I THINK...

Books:

everything
to flee
from reality
and at the moment
it's only scifi

Heroes:

the lovely lady Xena
with her legs like Tina
The pirate queen Belit
with a good bloody merit
Wolverine of course
is as sexy as it goes
And the heroes of old
is a natural gold

My Blog

Shagma episode 1 del 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMGNZXGx6uI ohhh i found it. i've been looking for this. my ulitimate favorite show from my childhood. i didn't speak frensh but that didn't matter at all. an...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:47:00 PST

cheaters blues

See what I did, just for thee & --> --> did i tell you to go?  I'm sorry.  look what I'll do,  just for you,  to show you the true,  love and devotion  see that ...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST

BITCHES BLUES

So that's how it goeswhen i finally showsthat you're not toughto say it's enoughAnd to let them thinkthey're still interestingHow could  you?When you mind is wanderingand you eyes all ballingthe ...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:19:00 PST

lovers quarrel

Lovers QuarrelI see you twitchingbecause I'm bitchingAchingbecause I've takenyour face apartI see you mourningbecause I'm yearningAgonizingbecause i'm patronizingyour filthy compassionI see you crawli...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

blood and a string, hooks and pins

Now I miss some hooks and pinsnow I wishfor needles and a stringTwo handsaround my throateyes bulgingbut don't choke!A trace of bloodto bring the firea bit of mudto bring desireheavy breathand heeving...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

the last adeu

The last meetingNow I knowI love you soI'll even waita million yearsJust to seeyour face appearbefore misty eyesand a heavy sighAnd now I knowthat the world is coldbut that one can giveso much loveAn...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

Shakira vs mad tv

Posted By:TimGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

HATE, FEAR, LONELINESS AND A TEAR

HATE, FEAR, LONELINESS AND A TEAR   When I wake up From a dreamless night From screaming and shouting In the street beneath   I wonder about That strange Life That we lead And at some point ...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

oh what dirty love

please don't let me give upstring me upbut hate me notmake me raiseto unknown higthsof love and painthe possible gainis an untouchable frameand is never the endbut the beginningof the beautiful meanin...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST

The smell of you

The smell of you For my loveSo childish and so oldSuch paradox of lifeLike Cupids strifeNot hitting hardBut missing briefly the heart But still I can hearThe words you whispered in my earAnd...
Posted by TOrtUReD LaDYlanD on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST