I recently made a complete ass out of myself when I was with my buddy and his sexy girlfriend and her Asian female friend. At first, I was slightly embarrassed that I puked in one restaurant (at the bar) and then don't remember going to another. At this other restaurant (blackout), I called them a couple of whores and passed out on the table and forced them to take their food to go. I thought I really embarrassed myself and The Chad, however, I really made his sexy girlfriend realize how lucky she was not to be stuck with a loser like myself. This is what DrunkAssWingMan (DAWM) is all about. Not necessarily repeating what I did, but doing whatever it takes to make sure your buddy get some ass. This is especially important to me since I am married and will never, ever have sex with anyone else beside my wife.
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