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****** UPDATE ******
..the below is Outdated...for the most part, it all still applies to Me currently, all accept for a few things that have changed..and i need to update them. A few of my views on certain things have changed since i wrote all dat, after all, that stuff was writtin over a year or 2 ago, and if u dont know, Time changes you, wether u like it or not. No matter if its in a good or a Bad way, never the less, it still changes you. Soo, with THAT bein said, if i havent changed since then...im not progressing as a human being. Anywho...i dont feel like update'n dis shit rite now, quite frankly, i got betta shit to do lol..but umm, yea, i Will do it eventually tho....so yea, for now..all u need to know is.. Da name is Mike, im from west philly, got a job, im a rehab technician in a nursing home. Got mah own car..well, 2 actually, at least intell i sell da other 1 ;-) lol, n i live by mahself, got mah own crib. Thats all u need ta know 4 right now. OH YEA..and you probably wanna know why they call me "Mike da Realest" too, dont cha..?....well too bad lol. Just know that im called that for very good, and appropriate reasons. Ha.
ADVICE FROM "Mike da Realest" - HOW TO BE REAL
-Use Common Sense..if you dont already have it..develop it, its a necessity.
-Every1 wants to be and CLAIMS to b real...well this is what real/bein real..REALLY meanz. Real or Bein real dosn't necessarily mean bein a gangsta,"tuff", or...etc. even tho they Can b used side-by-side...it ACTUALLY means bein yourSELF..and not actin or pretendin to be somethin your NOT. So if ur a suburban typa person, n thats how u act, walk, n talk....n then u turn around n try 2 ACT, walk, n talk..like 2-pac(lol)..thats not real or bein real, and vice-versa. Along side that..it also means 2 Not SAY 1 thing n DO anotha.
So in General...Real or BEIN Real meanz: Staying True to your Word,yourSELF & others.
*EXTRA* : So wit dat bein said, here'z a lil advice from "Da ReALeSt"..."ALWAYZ be Yourself...Because the people dat matter dont mind...and the people dat mind...don't matter"
Rememba DatFrom Da Brain Of: "Mike da Realest"
What I AM
1. A tuff/ruff/dont take NO shyt - typa nigga....but Az far az femalez...n i dont b associated wit alot ov em(not a male hore), but az far az 1 dat iz mah gurl, close To it, or somethin Like it....i'm a Gentleman/romantic type kat, open car n otha doors, polite, sweet, do wuteva i can ta make em satisfied in whateva way they need ta b satisfied, sensitive, and sensitive to THERE feelings, thaughts, n needs, n treat em wit da upmost respect...now az far az NI99AZ, am i like dat? NOPE! lol..i'm careless, short tempered, n dont give a fuk...but a female aint a nigga...so there 4 i dont treat her like dat...get me? and still on da subject ov females, i have NO problem walkin down da street huggin or hold U or ya hand. Not da type ta change faces when i get around otha peepo, smeLL me?..2 faced iz somethin da ni99a MiKe iz NOT, i only got 1 face...1 more face would b 1 to many...make sense lol?....thaught so
2. Able ta Change up...in da streetz..i can b, n AM 1'a dem mah-fuggaz u DONT mess wit....but den on da otha hand, i can b, and AM nice, polite respectful and presentable..u can deffinetly take me home ta momma, plus..what job iz somebody gone get...actin like tu pac?...exactlyl, lol.....iss deffinetly a tyme n a place 4 everything....97% of aLL ni99az dont know dat
3. NOT a pretty boy - i DO throw dat gear n shit on..n stay clean n keep mah self lookin decent...but DONT let da appearence fooL u...unda all dat....da Ni99a MiKe soft az a DIAMOND(hardest thing on earth).....think about it
4. Very Smart, mah intelligence is deffinetly on point.
5. Funny
6. Alfa Male (if u dont know what dat is, less juss say i..m kinda on some Boss Statis shyt, str8 up)
7. Loyal
8. Caring
9. Understanding
10. Respectful
11. Know how 2 treat a gurl, but i..m only willin 2 if she know how 2 treat ME.
12. Down to earth
13. Athletic: like 2 play footbal n box n shyt, n yea i DO got some hands, no Fukin Lie lol
14. a shorty, only like 5..5 lol..self concious bout dat. i make up 4 it doe.
15. Goal Oriented
16. Honest
17. Clean, n STAY clean
18. Not Conceited...i..m actually kinda self concious, not about mah self in general, juss mah lookz n shyt..but on da otha hand...i..m confident..i know..got cha mixed up...good LoL
19. Faithful..i aint wit da cheatin shit, if i..m wit chu, n u mah gurl, den juss YOU r mah gurl. If u in a "relationship"..n u fukin wit otha peepo..dat defeats da whole purpose ov a "relationship" yue fiL me? lol
20. Somebody who dont take shyt frum NOBODY
21. Protective
22. Sensitive...cuz most peepo know me n see me az a tuff kinda person...most peepo would see it as Defensive or harsh....n datz da way i like it ;-) lol, but if i got a gurl n we close...she would probly b da only 1 who really getz 2 whitness n interact wit mah sesitive side, mah ReAL side.
23. Compationate
24. a FREAK..a BIGBIG freak....unda cova doe :-D lol
25. Goofy n silly.....but still Serious
26. Serious.....but still goofy n silly lol
27. VERY HUMBLE......but if i'm questioned or Challenged, or Disr%spected....then i'm unbarably cocky, n agressive...make sense?
28. Typa Kat who juss dont take shit frum NOBODY..iss juss not in mah DNA ta b a push-over.
30. Da Kinda person dat judges from ovservations.(Me observin u..CLOESLY) and by ur ACTIONS...,NOT just by ur apprearance....
...cuz in reality..how a person LOOKS...is just a "shell"..dosn't really have ANYTHING 2 do wit da inside...and how a person LOOKS...is really juss da window 2 da house...2 see inside...u gotta look thru or past it dat window...think about it
31. Da Last but not least thing i am: iz a Boxer, aint bin in da g}m n a lil while now, but mah hands iz deffintely somethin serious....dass all i'm sayin :-X lol
SO...wit dat bein sed....if u dont like Me 4 Me....byebye
- Da Realest Survey EVA -
Government Name: Michael
Nick Name: MiKe aka Da ReALeSt aka Smak-A-Ni99a
Birthday: 2/19/86.....da day da world became Slightly more ReaL
Current Location: West FiLLy, Wynnfield
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black...sometimes Dark Black, waves...dependz if i'm havin a good hair day or not..lol
Height: reppin da short bulz.... 5'5-5'6 (Highlighted to make sure people SEE mah height..but best beleive im da Fly'est, THORO'est cat u'll EVA know in ya Life, I promise u dat)
Weight: bout 155 -160
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed...but kan use da left almost equally....i think dat comes from boxin
Your Heritage: Black &....U tell ME
The Shoes You Wore Today: umm...da jawnz i where in da crib..,old dicked tan timz....i keepz it real lol, but when i get dressed..i rock sum tim'z or sneakz dat match whateva i wear..beleive it
Your Weakness: ..i'll tell u a STRENGTH dat i have...which would b dat i dont reveal mah weaknesses
Your Fears: Failin at what i'm tryna accomplish and failin juss in general, not bein successfull, bein broke, bein unhappy
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and unions...wit galic powder, pepper, and oregano sprinkled ova it...DAMN...makin a mah-fugga HUNGRY
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become completely financially stable
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ok.....next question
Thoughts First Waking Up: "DAMN MAN!!...i'm tired az SHYT..i HATE dis SHYT!....DAMN!....ar-ight 5 more minutes"lol
Your Best Physical Feature: U tell ME..?
Your Bedtime: well....frum da way i bin stayin up lately...i dont think mah bed time even EXISTS
Your Most Missed Memory: When i was younger n i played football and i waz da absolute BEST at it...whoeva knew me around dat time know EXACTLY what i'm tawkin bout
Pepsi or Coke: Kiwi Strawberry Juice..any brand
McDonalds or Burger King: Deffinetly Micky D's
Single or Group Dates: Single...i aint wit dat Extra shyt..more den 1 person is 1 to many
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont even matta kuzz
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: neitha kuzz
Do you Smoke: NizZaw..neva
Do you Swear: FUCK no!...lol
Do you Sing: NiZzaW...da ni99a MiKe..DO rap doe
Do you Shower Daily: SHOWER?!...man dat stayin clean shyt iz fa Suckaz! bein a dirty mah-fukka is IN now!......naw, ofcourse i do lol...had yall goin a lil bit dere didn't i lol
Have you Been in Love: yea, once.....
Do you want to go to College: Bout ta start
Do you want to go to College: ?
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Negative
Do you think you are Attractive: um...well i aint ugly..i know DAT
Are you a Health Freak: a Health freak: NO....a FREAK Freak: YES lol
Do you get along with your Parents: NizZaw
Do you like Thunderstorms: dey coo...if i got sumbody ta cuddle wit durin...yea i like ta cuddle...deal wit it lol
Do you play an Instrument: chea, deez 2 hands i got......beat hataz like Drums
Are you a lover or a fighter: Deffinetly both
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NizZaw
In the past month have you Smoked: NizZaw..neva
Ever been skinny dipping: Neva HAVE neva WILL
Ever been called a tease: umm...not dat i'm aware ov..naw
Evere been beatin up: HAHAHA...huh?..oh dis is a serious question?.oh.i thaught dey was joke'n lol...well...letz juss say dat 1st ov all...da answer is NEVA...n Da Ni99a MiKe IZ a Boxer...i deffinetly dont take losses.....i give em
How do you want to die: Peaceful & Painless
What do you want to be when you grow up: Sum dood name MiKe da ReaLest...
What country would you most like to visit: Zero....i think imma stick 2 travelin Philly...and da inside ov mah house...lol
Piercings: Both Ears...all type'z a Ice b hangin from em lol
Tattoo's: None.......yet
Personality Type: Dont take NO shit-type'a attitude, at da same time...funny, goofy, deep thinking, playful, sensitive, caring, honest, sacastic, laid back / not loud....SERIOUS
.....**What does MiKe** ..... .....**like In a Yung Lady**.....
Short or long hair: i prefere long hair...but if itz short..n itz well put 2getha n neat lookin...then i kan dig dat 2
Height: dont matta at all..long az u aint on some Shaqeal Oneal shit lol
Weight: dont matta...cuz weights dont alwayz tell how da person really look.....but i like mah gurls thick wit sum curves....but i b feelin da slim females 2
Dress/Clothing Style: dont matta...long as u look nice n put 2getha...n not dirty, i like Real clean gurls
Smoke: NiZzaW...but everybody smoke'z so.....whateva
Drink: NiZzaW...but if she do...iss coo
Personality Type: GOTTA b funny, GOTTA b carring....open n willin 2 express herself...and NOT conceited..datz just unacceptable
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What I like In A Gurl:
1. Faithful
2. Looks good, but looks aint everything 2 me - Now dont get me wrong, i said they dont mean EVERYTHING to me, but they DO mean alot, to me personally, i need some1 im attracted to. What attracts me physically?..that list is too long..come ask me lol..
3. Honest, do NOT lie 2 me, i hate liarz, and I refuse 2 b associated wit them
4. Down to earth
5. Can have n HOLD..a conversation wit me
6. Funny, and not serious all da time, i need somebody i can laff n joke wit.
7. Somebody dat aint serious all da time, but on da otha hand, can b serious when u supposed 2 b, ya know?
8. NOT concieted and NOT stuck up...i hate dat shyt. I feel as tho, NOONE on this earth, is TOO good or TOO attractive, or TOO pretty..to talk to anotha person, dats just CRAZY to think u are.....now, the only Acception i make to this is, u can be that way..and act that way to EVERYONE else...LONG as u dont come round ME wit that bullshit or try to treat ME like that, then i can accept it.
9. Aint tryna b no female playa
10. Aint no gold digga, if u lookin 4 a sugar daddy...keep lookin lol
11. NOT stupid..and u GOTTA have some common sense..and n general, u gotta have a head on ya shoulerz
12. And somebody dat dont like drama, and aint surrounded wit it...cuz I had mah share of it n i..m dun wit it.
13. Respectful 2 me, n otha peepo but ESPCIALLY 2 Me..n knowz how 2 carry herself az a lady..n not no "WhatDaFukk"lol
14. NOT some1 who flirts wit and talks to otha boys while they're in a relationship wit me
15. Willing and WANTIN to spend time wit me (if we get serious)
16. Easy to talk 2, and can HOLD A CONVERSATION!..now, i dont wanna be da only 1 talkin and holdin da convo..not only do i Not like it, i just wont Do it...i refuse.
17. UNDERSTANDING
18. SomeOne I can talk 2...about everything...like whatz goin on wit me, n mah problems or whateva. (plus...i'm a real good person to talk 2 if YOUR goin thru somethin or You got somethin botherin u)
19. Some1 who will accept Me 4 Me...includin all mah flawz20. Some1 who IS strong-minded and iz NOT able 2 b influened and persuaded by others...(in negative watys)4 example...FRIENDS, SISTERS..OTHER gurls...even OTther GUYS...and etc..if u Are..then datz a recipe 4 trouble & failior..n dass anotha thing i DONT need or want
21. Someone who's not judgemental.
Amd last but not least..LOYAL!...this is da most important thing...we cant even be ASSOCIATES..if u a Snkae and ur disloyal, I myself am not only A loyal person, but im probly THEE most loyal person you'll EVER meet, so therefor if im that loyal, why would i deal with and associate with some1 whos loyal too?? If u disloyal, NEVER will get involved with you...da most u can get from me is a Hi and a Bye, real rap.
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PS: dis Section was aimed 2wards females...so if u a ni99a readin dis n u thinkin da Ni99a Mike iz soft..n u even TRY ta come disrespectin, actin Slick........ big or small ....i will punch u n Yo MUTHA Fuckin MOUF!...beleive itFunny Stuff:
"Steve Harvey Mornin show: Phone Prank #1"
Yo..diss shit is some of da funniest shit u will EVER hear, im dead serious, take a look...
YOOOOOO, LMAO!! now is dat not da funniest shit u EVA heard??!?!! LOL!!
Now dis is EXACTLY da Opposite ov how i am:
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