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i spend the majority of my time laughing. i enjoy sports where height makes for an unfair advantage. i hate garlic. it doesn't take talent to hustle. sometimes i miss the 80's. before i do something wrong, i look around to make sure my children aren’t watching. i like mornings 45 minutes after i wake up, before that.. don't bother. win or lose, i tell people i beat you when you're not around. my penmanship is improving every day. if it's a fri/sat/sun and i tell you i'll be there in 20 minutes, i probably wont show up. i love football all day on sunday. i think everyone should have a hammer with their name on it. a little piece of me dies everytime i think of my grandmother. four years is too long to wait for Olympic synchronized swimming. i have a jump-serve that is not effective due to it's speed and accuracy. conversations comprised entirely of movie quotes impress me. i think thunder and lightning is important on many levels. i'll put my most embarrassing moment up against yours any day. every time Bob Costas speaks i think about how much cooler i am than him. if you challenge me to a karaoke duel, don't let me pick my song, unless you enjoy losing. i have trouble waking up when the house is cold. i make great 2nd impressions.I hate racisim. It BREAKS my heart that people forget that we are all God's children. large masses of people walking around aimlessly make me crazy. i have a newfound respect for the tastiness of skittles, especially that purple one. i prefer beer that doesnt taste like bottled water - darker ones espically. i like limes, not lemons. i cover all my food with a ridiculous amount of pepper, usually having to take the crushed pepper dispenser away from the waiter. i want to go through college again with the ability to text message and use of a cellular phone. i enjoy laughing at things that most people don't find humor in. on the drive home from work, i talk to myself, it's awkward for my jeep - Christine. i sneeze really big. i don't like laundry, or the fact that it has to be done at some point, and that i'm the one in charge of making that some point happen. i'm really good at starting small projects and not completing them. if you forget to put your cell phone on vibrate in a meeting, i think about reaching down your throat pulling out your esophagus, and then twirling it around my head like that old rap song "take your shirt off, twist it round your head, spin it like a helicopter". I would go to hell and back for anyone in my circle. everytime i go to my refrigerator, what i want.. isn't in there. My values are conservative, but i vote democrat. i watch the nfl networkdaily.
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