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Randy

About Me

You guessed it I like to burn things. I am really into fire performance and I have been crazy for Yoyo scince I was 17. My life is a constant battle with societies values and work ethics. eg; "I pay you nothing and you are my bitch, and dont forget to pay more to the tax man once I am done ripping you off for your valuable time." So now that you have seen my bitter side, I think you should know that I feel however life has handed me a lot of wonderful people who I love and I plan to retire with them in a few short years when I recieve a million dollars for one of my inventions. Care to buy some super neat-o stuff?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Every yoyo player in the world. Maybe the perfect girl would be nice meet too. Id also like to meet a trustworthy investor, a skilled talent agent, and a machinist with a nack for proto typing.