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Chorgy

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About Me

What can I say everyone, I'm Chorgy. I was born in the ocean from a space clam that Neptune was renting to a Carp named "Justice," after I was born Justice named me Chorgy Duke of the Sea, but I shortened it to simply "Chorgy" because the longer name wouldn't fit on the bottom of my 23 foot long board. I totally have gills since I was born in the ocean and I have to keep them wet at least once a day or they will dry up and fall off so I have to jump in any water possible be it an ocean, pool, lake, fountain or moat. If you take me to the city for long periods of time I will totally loose my mind and get on a wrong train or bus out of town and lay near a pond where ducks poop just to be near water.Oh yeah, and I love beans.

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My Interests

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I would love to meet my following inspirations: Mr. Wizard, Pee Wee Herman, The editor of High Times, R2D2, Daniel LaRusso, the inventor of Beans, the inventor of Beer, a girl made of bacon, Kevin Bacon, a Smurf, a Snork, and a Keebler Elf, The Kool Aide Man.

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Chorgy by the sea   sept 8&9
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:08:00 GMT