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MoeFace

I've got a midget friend, an albino friend, and another friend who thinks Lord of the Rings is real.

About Me

Apparently, I'm a fucking jerk. Born in New Castle, moved to Tuscaloosa Alabama when I was just a lil shit stain. Moved back to PA after kindergarten. Been here ever since. Lame.

My Interests

My interests aren't that interesting :(

I'd like to meet:

Maybe Dave Mustaine, I'd like to tell him I'm sorry for yelling "Play some Skynnrd" after a song at the Odion, his expression was priceless though.

Music:

RATM, SOAD, Tool, Pantera, Slayer, Sepultura, Megadeth, Rammstein, The Doors, Manson, RHCP, Alice in Chains, BLS, CCR

Movies:

Clerks, Good Fellas, Tombstone, True Romance, PiderMANG!

Television:

Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Mythbusters, Fact or Fiction, ST:TNG, Ninja Turtles, Beavis and Butthead, ATHF, That 70s Show

Books:

Alive, Hatchet, My Side of the Mountain

Heroes:

Al Bundy...if I have to explain myself, go stare into the sun.

My Blog

Now my tattoo makes sense

I have a tattoo on my back, its says Entropy.  Heres a definition:Entropy - Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society.It rolls off the tongue nicely i think, really hits the spot...
Posted by MoeFace on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:51:00 PST

wtf hitler?

That damn jew.Fun with Hitler you ask? Fuck yes.Go to Wikipedia click on 'Random Article' in the left pane.Navigating with only the blue text in the article, progress closer to the article of Hitler.H...
Posted by MoeFace on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:51:00 PST

Ozzfest 2006

For all you losers with sand in your twat, heres what went down at Ozzfest.As I'm sitting in walmart mcdonalds parking lot waiting for ryan to show up, to pass the time im thinking of beer, titties, a...
Posted by MoeFace on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:39:00 PST

Requiem for a Redhead

To my favorite lil redhead, as promised.-The time we constructed the Keystone Graveyard by killing a case and a half.-When I pissed off Abbey and she punched the side mirror off of my truck....I ran d...
Posted by MoeFace on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST

to all my bitches

Who the fuck do you think you are?Lying, manipulating, pieces of shit.Yeah, I'm fucking pissed, can't you tell?How the fuck, do you get the nerve to bring a child to a drunken bon fire, and leave him ...
Posted by MoeFace on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST

Relationshits

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much.She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great g...
Posted by MoeFace on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:59:00 PST

Badass

What makes you badass?Fuck that.  I don't want to know.Here's what makes me badass-I'm a corporate whore, and I take it dry-I've gone into work drunk...and no one noticed-I still make the bitches...
Posted by MoeFace on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:01:00 PST

Dream Analysis

I have this recurring dream, about once every few months.I'm usually camping or hiking somewhere, and I see a fucking lion.Now I'm not one of those people that can realize its a dream and have fun wit...
Posted by MoeFace on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:00:00 PST

Da Fonz

Me:  Dude, you just totally blew that red light.Steve:  It's fine, I have a leather jacket on....
Posted by MoeFace on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:37:00 PST

The BK Lounge

If you're one of those pricks that park on the street in front of the Y on West Washington street instead of the god damn parking lot provided for you, making it a one lane street instead of two lanes...
Posted by MoeFace on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:15:00 PST