Whittlin' wood, organizing my comic books, attending star treck conventions, and competing in the olympics for team USA curling(I'm deadly accurate with an ice broom.)
Osama Bin Laden (I'd turn his butt in and keep all the sweet sweet moolah)
http://www.myspace.com/weirdturnprose
Antique's Road Show, Bob Ross, P.B.S. Telethon's. Pretty much anything that's second rate or low budget.
The Man Behind The Tan (Tom Jones Autobiography), Sears Roebuck Catalogue (circa 1922), How to be a Huge Nerd (Cliffs Notes)
Optimus Prime, Squigy, & Alex Trebeck(One day I would like to fashion a mustache as fine as Alex's!)