Joel the Dane - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Spoon, The Dane, Woody, all of these words and more have been used to describe me. So what does it all mean in regards to me.... absofuckinglutely nothing really... lol. Anywho, I like treasure every laugh each day provides, I tend to go for the lulz at just about every occasion but I have a serious side... somewhere... Mostly when it comes to big picture type things like career and kids and getting limbs chopped off and whatnot... that kind of thing. I go to the gym, play racquetball, fly helicopters, play video games... typical stuff really. Oh, and I'm 100% Danish from at least 9 generations back. If you're without loyalty... you fucking suck... Soooooooooooooooo yeah, thats me!

My Interests

Fun, racquetball, health, fitness, uumm... people?

I'd like to meet:

People that don't exist... People that want to meet me. People whom I admire. People who admire me. People who can teach me things about myself, one way or another. People who have insightful things to say. And I don't know... maybe you... lol

Music:

Outkast, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ludacris, System of a Down, Jay-Z, Disturbed, Eminem, Ensiferum, Incubus, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, 50 Cent, Paul Oakenfold, Flogging Molly, Korn, Authority Zero, Ramstein, Aura, Coldplay, Audioslave, Skindred, Seether, Queens of the Stone Age, The Killers, The Game, Slipknot, Barrington Levy, Tool, Dragonforce, Moby, Static-X

Movies:

Fight Club, American Beauty, The Chumscrubber

Television:

Something different

Books:

Enders Saga, Rage of Angels, Suze Orman's The Road to Wealth, Jim Cramer's Stay Mad for Life

Heroes:

My hero is anyone who can make it through their fears to do what they know is right. Anyone who is truely happy. Anyone who makes less money to do something they love. Anyone who takes care of their body for themselves and no one else. Finally, anyone who helped me along my journey to become a pilot. Those are the people who have truly changed my life, without them I could have never have made it this far.

My Blog

Resolutions

Wells, since it's 2008 I thought I'd publicize some of my resolutions/goals for the year. Let me know what you think of them and feel free to offer up suggestions if you think I'm missing something......
Posted by Joel the Dane on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:35:00 PST

Newfound Determination!!!! RARFUCK!!!!

So I was writing in an answer in a survey and diet came up and that made me think and now I'm a bit pissed off. Plus I'm in a writing mood, so without further ado here is my mini-rant about my diet an...
Posted by Joel the Dane on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:09:00 PST

Bret and I Make Everything Better

So Bret, Robert and I ended up going over to gameworks at around 11pm. Had a lot of fun but at the end of the night we were at the ticket counter to cash in our tickets for prizes. I went first and go...
Posted by Joel the Dane on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

LOL @ What cheered me up

So there's this guy I work with at PJ's, to make a long story short I give him shit because he annoys me and does little BS things that piss me off. Anyways, so at work today I must have said somethin...
Posted by Joel the Dane on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST

Songs in my profile

They're gonna change every week or so to something that I'm digging for that week. So if you hear something like Westside Connection on my page and think I'm some wangsta, check back in a week or so. ...
Posted by Joel the Dane on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:23:00 PST