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Better Living Through Adhesion
My obsession with glue started when i was employed my the B.G.I (British Glue Institute) to test Glue samples and investigate there strength, whilst listening to certian genres of music.
My research was intensive but concluded that a Glues bond type and strength is directly linked to the background sounds present when applying it. In Short, The more exciting and dynamic the music the stronger the adhesive qualities the glue will exhibit. This put quite simply is due to the molecules in both the glue and contact surface being agitated creating a larger surface area thus a stronger bond.
Some good Starting points for anyone interested.
Led Zepplin with Epoxy Resin - a more permanent bond.
Sigur Ros with PVA - Delicate multi purpose
Any pop and pritstick - doesn't really stand the test of time
This finding excited me greatly and since then i have been searching for more ways music and glue can improve my life
Further Findings
Glue has many benefits to offer, it is amazing how it can improve your life and the safety you feel when you out in uncertain areas.
Worried about anal rape? I know i am, then try this amazing new product.
Glue also improves intelegence, this is through heightened awareness and concentration. See the simple diagram and results of my quick test. Try it for yourself.
First the Test stone cold sober.
and after a quick sniff of my favourite brand of contact adhesive.
The Darker side of PVA
Obviously glue has its darker side, in me it manifested as a serious addiction, i was so hooked and penniless i was reduced to robbing shops to get one more hit!
These were my weapons of choice at this low point in my life
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If you are worried about your self going the same way i have devised the G-scale to test if your glue habit is getting too much.
The G Scale: Final form
The G Scale
Addiction to glue is not hopeless, although people addicted to glue are, in general,
hopeless. The glue addict seldom changes his behavior alone. Although he must have
the will to take the bag off his head, it is usually a friend or relative who cleans
him up with nail polish remover and drags him to the commitment hearing, or dumps his
limp and reeking carcass on the steps of the local police station.Are you a glue addict? Take the following test and see. And remember, kicking the glue
jones is something you CAN do -- if you only stick to it.
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[1] I spend time thinking about glue, or planning when and where to get my next snort.
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[2] I hide tubes of glue around the house for quick pick-me-ups.
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[3] I receive traffic citations for driving under the influence of glue.
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[4] I sniff glue at inappropriate times, such as in the morning, before driving, or before going to work.
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[5] I need a glue fix before stressful situations.
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[6] I try to solve my problems by sniffing glue.
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[7] I have no memory of what happens while I am sniffing glue,
although I appear normal to others at the time.
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[8] At parties, I am "in the bag" before most other people.
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[9] Small objects, such as paperclips, leaves, and small stones, stick to my face.
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Your G Score is:
And your inhalant of choice is:
If your score is...
Your inhalant of choice is...Less than 2
Library Paste
2 to 3
Elmer's Glue
3 to 4.5
Whiteout
4.5 to 5.5
Rubber Cement
5.5 or higher
Resorcinol Marine Adhesive
