Because we love you, myself and some friends started what have become two of London's most fabulous club nights...
Stay Beautiful , which I run with Simon Price, is London's original, friendliest and biggest drunken glam-electro-alternative party for flamboyant freaks and beautiful dance whores. When I am not DJing or preventing the wanton chaos from descending too far into anarchy or order I perhaps foolishly pour neat vodka from a watering can down people's throats (see pics for the grisly evidence). www.staybeautifulclub.co.uk.
Here is a video of myself being crucified, then descending from the cross to pour vodka from a pink elephant shaped watering can down people's throats at Stay Beautiful's Easter party 2007. Things got messy when Tallulah threw herself on stage intent, as she told me afterwards, on giving Jesus a blowjob on the cross (Tallulah is a veteran performer at Torture Garden, where they are a little more hardcore about their stage shows than at SB). Maybe unsurprisingly, a stage invasion ensued...
I also co-founded Rockabaret
with Nikkie Amouyal, which is a monthly rock club night with fire eaters, burlesque acts,circus shows, Brechtian cabaret and catwalk parades on a 40 foot stage in an authentic Victorian ballroom. It's decadent, it's glamorous, it's what rock star parties used to be like when rock stars were more into boozing than schmoozing. www.rockabaret.co.uk
If you come to either night, dress UP, wear striking make up, be gloriously outrageous, and above all, be utterly shameless and have no regrets - after all, from cradle to tomb, it isn't that long a stay...
