My name is Jen, short for Jenny, and even shorter for Jennifer. I was born and raised in Queens NY, but now I live in Hicksville, Lawng Island. Yes, there really is a town called Hicksville, and no, it's not filled with Hicks. It's filled with bitchy girls that I don't get along with...I'm almost always in New York City, either working or hanging out with friends. Because I'm the only idiot still living at home with their parents. My mother just let me move downstairs to our basement apartment. She will do whatever it takes to keep me home for as long as possible. She buys me nice things to bribe me. Usually it works!...My family is not dysfunctional; they are just CRAZY. So what if I live in a family of nuts, and I’m the only normal one? If everyone were normal, life would be BORING... For all of you out there, if you’re family is NOT crazy, then you my dear ARE the crazy one. Even my friends are crazy. My dogs too. A psychic once told me I attract the abnormal. Seriously.... Eventually I'm going to write, executive produce, and star in my own show, most likely a sitcom loosely based on my life, and people I know. I wanna be just like Tina Fey... (SPOILER ALERT: If you think you may possibly be in this show, please contact me now if you are not interested. Sadly, you will be in it anyways. I apologize in advance for any inconvenience).... Hmm, what else... oh, I'm single. And probably will be for quite some time. I just can't seem to find Mr. Right. Nor can I find Mr. Wrong. I'll probably end up like the chicks from Sex And The City... Maybe that's because I like to play hard to get. But then what ends up happening is the guy thinks I'm not into him. At all. At least something good comes out of the situation. I should be an actress!... I also have a weakness for magicians. Hence my obsession with Criss Angel and David Blaine.... I don’t want to have kids because I don't want to have to take care of anyone else besides myself. Only a husband will suffice. Maybe I'll get a dog or a cat, but I don't want to have to take care of that either. I'll probably just get some goldfish, but I'll forget to feed them. I think I’ll just get some plants.... It takes most people their whole lives to discover what they're good at, or what they want to do. But me -- I already know. Life is full of surprises. You never know what's going to happen.
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