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Chris

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About Me

i once went on a slide that should have been called a stick! i like beer. tony harrison, navigational skills second to none, or pink frilly football, debate open. i like beer. why do people shake their heads when saying yes? surely they should nod. must confuse the hell out of deaf people. i like beer. why do people say you cant turn back time? in britain we do it every year. i like beer. if our noses were the other way round, would we drown when it rained? i like beer. who is gordon bennett? thats annoyed me for years. does he say gordon bennett when something astounds him? i like beer. seen the new dairy milk advert? makes not a bit of sense, but its the best thing ive ever seen. if anyone knows him let me know cos a mate of mine is after a drummer and he sounds pretty good. i like beer. whats the difference between a goblin and a hobgoblin? i just know thats gonna come up in a pub quiz one day. i like beer. is a chess board white with black squares or black with white squares? i like beer. lift the smoking ban please, i'm sick of smelling fart and stale beer in the pub now. i like beer. a kid once asked me for a penny for the guy. i was about to then it moved. it was his little brother in a mask. ingenius!! I LIKE BEER!!. if you have managed to read all of this then you should now sub-consciously know that i like beer so in future dont waste time asking me what i want, get to the bar. just give me two minutes to get techno mouse into the chill hutch and ill be there.

My Interests

whisky, lager, guitars, and tattoos
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I'd like to meet:

sexy birds for one night stands but my girlfriend would kill me so ill settle for anyone who reckons they can make me giggle

Music:

I love dropkick murphys, they're my all time favourite band. also into the pistols, casualties, nofx, vandals, exploited, uk subs, damned, discharge, SLF, rancid, transplants, distillers, SOAD, etc etc.

Movies:

,dude wheres my car, napoleon dynamite, cheech and chong, robin hood(disney version), and my home made movies( whoo wooo)

Television:

mighty boosh, peep show, family guy, eastenders, scrubs

Books:

anything by terry pratchett, fear and loathing in las vegas think they re pretty much the only books ive ever read

Heroes:

dave grohl. sorry lads but im saving my bottom virginity for him. or as im a scotsman, diego maradonna. actually i think diego can have my botty cherry as i saw a picture of him naked once and he has a little willy so it wouldnt hurt as much. dave can have second stabs once im loose