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LJ

Y'all got snickers and shit!

About Me

Hey there how are ya? What do you want to know about me? Well for starters my name is Josh, I am 24 years old, I am an aspiring screenwriter that currently is working two jobs to pay the bills and failing miserably. I am a very funny guy...well I try to be, I am also probably one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. I love making people laugh and doing things for my friends. I am the guy girls marry according to one of my friends.

My Interests

Writing, writing, writing.....Writer's block is a terrible thing.....and balls?

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, funny people, sarcastic people, pretty much I would like to meet all the BAMF's in the world. I would also love to meet any other screenwriters and any directors or actors who would be interested in my work.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh Talbitzer
Birthday: April 26th, 1983
Birthplace: Omaha, Nebraska
Current Location: Broomfield, CO
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark blonde
Height: 5'4, 5'5 without a hair cut.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish baby
The Shoes You Wore Today: White addidas
Your Weakness: Girls in glasses
Your Fears: Letting my mom down.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and cheese plese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become a mailman.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh snap!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I? lol
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and my sweet ass haha
Your Bedtime: No bed time for me...whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing basketball with my cousin with our grandma watching
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla...can't really eat chocolate.
Do you Smoke: Cigars...on occasion yes.
Do you Swear: Yes...but only when I am drunk or really angry
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Yes...who likes a smelly kid?
Have you Been in Love: Once....about 4 years ago
Do you want to go to College: Done got my edumakation :)
Do you want to get Married: Who's askin? Haha Yes eventually.
Do you belive in yourself: Most days
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really...never really checked myself out much lol.
Are you a Health Freak: No, I am getting better.
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along with my mom....Dad is MIA
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes I do....until there is a power outage.
Do you play an Instrument: Nopers
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes drinkin on the roof!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes smokin cigars on the roof!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope...I pass on grass.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Friend dates.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ewww...hell no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No I don't even like fried fish.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, gotta have a girlfriend for that to happen.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just some hearts :)
Ever been Drunk: We should hang out more!!
Ever been called a Tease: Can a guy be a tease?
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah...stole a crash test dummie when i was 9 or 10
How do you want to Die: However it happens....you don't plan death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Is this a short joke? Haha...I wanna write movies!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland...have a "real" beer.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Medium length
Height: A max of 5'7 I'm short I don't want it to be too akward
Weight: Height/weight proportionate.
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just booze
Number of CDs I own: in the 200's
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero...but I want one!
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

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Music:

Too many to list.....but let me try. Greenday,The Fray, Something Corparate, Blink 182, Staind, Eminem, 50 Cent, Tupac, Ludacris, Yellowcard, Pete Yorn, John Mayer, Dave Matthews, Josh Kelly, Jimmy Eat World, The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, The Temptations, Al Green, Journey, Bon Jovi, Guns and Roses, STP, tons more.

Movies:

Oh man....I could list so many movies but I really don't have that kind of energy. I will list a few for your enjoyment. Boondock Saints, Freedom Writers, Greenstreet Hooligans, Brick, The Lookout, Knocked Up, We Are Marshall, Four Rooms, The Wedding Singer, 40 Year Old Virgin. I could go on for paragraphs....but I won't.

Television:

Scrubs, Entourage, Law and Order SVU, Grey's Anatomy, Dead Like Me, Friends, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, I Love New York simply for how crazy looking she is.

Books:

I don't read...I should, I know there are books that would peak my interest but I just don't have the time.

Heroes:

My mother is the only hero I know, but all the firefighters and cops that risk there lives everyday...that's amazing. I know that sounded like a totally PC answer but it be the truth.

My Blog

New song written!!!

From time to time I get inspired to write songs...I haven't written a new song in months...but someone new has come into my life and has become somewhat of an inspiration. I will post this song for no...
Posted by LJ on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST

Girl I’ve Never Met re-post

You did it again, I bought into the myth. Girls like you aren't real, you don't exist. I find myself needing you, wanting you, craving you. Are you out there? I hope the rumors aren't true. Could it b...
Posted by LJ on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:26:00 PST

Drunk stupid faces!

In my line of work you meet some very interesting people, some I never imagined I would ever meet. With the good comes the bad, unfortunately I also run into some of the more unpleasant people I have ...
Posted by LJ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

BBW?

Ok something that has been bothering me is when women use the phrase or acronymn BBW or big beautiful woman. First off there has to be a cut off to the" big" part. And who is the judge on the beautifu...
Posted by LJ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

I'm A ramblin' man!

Everyday I wake up to the sound of that annoying alarm clock and to the bitter cold which has become Colorado. Pretty much everyday I wake up with the feeling of hope and happiness. But lately I have ...
Posted by LJ on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST

One Year Later

A year ago today my grandma Carolyn Rusk passed away. This day is rough for my mom and I, and I'm sure my whole family. She was a wonderful women who made everyone around her laugh and smile. I have s...
Posted by LJ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

Untitled song

  She's not ordinary, she's better Her smile brightens your day no matter the weather She doesn't believe you when you tell her she's great She's the type of girl you truly appreciate.   I c...
Posted by LJ on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:06:00 PST

People Watching

So I was working tonight and decided to do a little people watching and man is that hilarious. The main people I watched were middle aged white women. The concert I worked tonight was for the band Air...
Posted by LJ on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:23:00 PST

For Her

Your just friends and thats ok. You tell her you lover her and she feels the same way. Shes the first person you called after your first kiss. Because you know that is information she doesnt want to m...
Posted by LJ on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:25:00 PST

I Miss That....

I can see you smile, I can hear you laughAnd there is nothing I can do to bring it backI go to sleep with you on my brain.And when I wake up all I see is a broken picture frame.A frame that once held ...
Posted by LJ on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST