Jasana

[Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?]
No, but sometimes I wonder who he's kissing now.
[What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?]
Eat 1,000 bowls of ice cream. And then throw up.
[What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?]
I remember being fond of Cyndi Lauper, but I'm not sure if it was elementary school or middle school.
[What is the best thing about your job?]
My bosses are awesome, which is often rare for attorneys.
[Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?]
Yes, give the idiots an F and show them the door.
[Where are you going on your next vacation?]
Anchorage, probably this summer or at Christmas. I'm not sure that counts as a vacation. My next "no family allowed" trip will be summer 2008 after graduation. Destination to be determined, but I'm leaning towards Italy, Ireland or Prague.
[Quote a song lyric?]
I'm a bitch...
[Are most of the friends in your life new or old?]
New.
[Do you own any furniture from Ikea?]
No, but my dining set is from World Market, my couch is from Weekends Only and everything in my bedroom is from the fine people at Craigslist.
[If you could be an animal what would you be?]
Well, my cats have it pretty damn cushy...
[What state/country are you from?]
Alaska. Yes, I am an Eskimo.
[Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.]
Matt was raving about his Apple airport something or other. It was pretty one-sided.
[Where do you see yourself in one month?]
One month closer to the grave. One month closer to graduating. Two paychecks richer.
[What is your favorite smell?]
Secret by Anthropologie
[What is your favorite sight?]
Funnel clouds in the sky.
[Do you consider yourself bi-polar?]
Not today, check back tomorrow.
[Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?]
I got one fired, but she had it coming.
[Have you ever gone to therapy?]
I said I wasn't bi-polar, why would I need therapy?
[Have you ever played Spin the bottle?]
No, but I spent 7 minutes in the closet.
[Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?]
No, I prefer to egg their cars.
[Have you ever liked someone but never told them?]
Yes. I've liked someone and told them I didn't like them too. I'm not sure which is worse.
[Have you ever gone camping?]
Yes, but never again. I'm penthouse, not outhouse.
[Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?]
Eww, no.
[Have you ever been to a nude beach?]
Nope.
[Have you ever had sex on the beach?]
Nope.
[Have you ever had a stalker?]
Nope...hmm, I'm sensing a pattern.
[have you ever laughed so hard you cried?]
I don't do crying.
[Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?]
Not for long!
[Have you ever been cheated on?]
Not that I know of...
[Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?]
Yes.
[Have you ever lied to your parents?]
Often, it's easier that way.
[Have you ever been out of the US?]
Cancun (rocked) and Canada (sucked).
[Have you ever thrown up from working out?]
Yuck, no. Who does that?
[Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?]
No.
[Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?]
No.
[Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the nite before?]
Once. Never again. Dammit, make that twice. Never again--I mean it this time!
[Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?]
No, I ain't that crazy.
[Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?]
Uh, no.
[Kissed more than one person at a time?]
I'm not sure how to do that...I only have one pair of lips.
[Pot?]
Kettle?
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