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Captain Spectacular

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About Me



I am Maya. I do not want to be your friend. I am a giant dork. I pick my nose. I smoke. Constantly. I burp REALLY loud. I am antisocial. If they paid for misanthropy, I'd be a billionaire. I watch a LOT of cartoons. I LOVE bowling. I like video games, but I don't play due to an anger control issue. I detest the sight of vomit and the fad of seeing this on T.V. I WILL bulletin you to death. I adore my boyfriend. He is sweet and pretty and I love him.
I'm fuckin' cute.

I am in love with Tim & Eric. They are two of the funniest guys EVER.

My Blog

My new investment.

This past Friday, Eve and I went to West Town Mall where they have a kiosk set up selling e-cigarettes. I had already ordered one the night before, but I was so excited about my decision that I had t...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:19:00 GMT

The plan, man.

I've got a plan. This plan (or project, if you will) is called "Trying to Not Smoke". I officially started it today. I do not need or want any suggestions, comments, advice, or congratulations. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 20:30:00 GMT

Dont TOUCH me.

Seriously!!I understand that, while I may appear normal to myself and those around me, I do NOT appear normal to Joe and Jane Redneck. I get it. I have brightly colored hair. I have several tattoos...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:50:00 GMT

Leopard print cardigan.

I'mma go buy one. Damn right.Luvs.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:31:00 GMT

What the fuck is it with thieving bastards??

At work, we had some statues stolen.WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK.This year has been shit for thieves.If you stole it, GO FUCKING GET HIT BY A SEMI. I hate your guts.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:55:00 GMT

Seriously.

Everybody.QUIT.MOTHERFUCKING.STEALING.FROM.US.Somebody hacked into Suavo's XBox Live account, changed his gamertag, AND racked up $150 worth of charges on his fucking card.
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:55:00 GMT

High speed chase!!!

On my way home tonight, I saw a crazy high speed chase on 40 E!!Seriously, I saw a total of 10 cars chasing this dude.I'm watching the news right now, hoping to find out what happened.If you hear, let...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Our apartment got robbed.

Yes. It did. SERIOUSLY. Get robbed. Yes.  Our apartment. Got robbed. For real.The sliding glass door was pried open. Someone came inside. They took between $1000 and $1500 from me. That ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Jambalaya, crawfish pie, file gumbo...

Tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio!I'm making jambalaya tonight. I think.At any rate, I found a recipe for the sweet red stuff on the internet. It sounds like it would be really tasty. I'm going...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 13:11:00 GMT

Hey! These are my friends! Cool!

Despite the fact that the judges said they made it through, they didn't make it to the 12 bands they narrowed it down to... BUT they still rocked ass and were on national TV! I'm so proud of my litt...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:17:00 GMT