Is UNI really worth it? |
Got like a month left and its fuckin draggin! So much work to do, so much effort, so much writing to be done. I can't bre arsed to do it all. Can't I just play some football and relax in the sun. Summ... Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:06:00 PST |
Sheep run in straight lines |
If you drive on a road and a sheep is in the way, it will run away from the car in a straight line and risk getting hit rather than simply cross the road to safety. They do this as in the wild, if an ... Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST |
Ants in a microwave |
If you put an ant in a mircowave, it will survive. It's so small it will miss the gamma rays and just chill in there until you let it out again. Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:42:00 PST |
If a girl wears nail varnish does it mean they're single? |
I noticed sometime ago, that girls who wear nail varnish are single. Of course there are a few exceptions (Marriage, More money than sense etc.) but on the whole I think I am right. And of course thos... Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:30:00 PST |
The new Cheerios |
A while back I had the new strawberry Cheerios (I don't know if you have seen them in Tescos, they come in a smallish box), they tasted a bit weird but I finished my bowl. I then had another bowl and ... Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:31:00 PST |
Balding Men |
Why is it that bald men always seem to have bizarre shaped heads. Next time you see a bald man walking in the street slap his head!!!! JOKE! Have a peak and see if he has a bizarre shaped head.When I ... Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:28:00 PST |
Mosquitoes |
A simple question, where do Mosquitoes go when it rains? Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:27:00 PST |
Things to try at work... |
Work the whole day using one eyePretend to be a rhino and run at everyone very quicklyHave a lisp for the day at call everyone a Thilly ThauthageGet the whole office to call you by numbers rather than... Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:27:00 PST |
Decisions decisions decisions... |
As I was driving work this week, I saw a baby squirrel on the road. It looked up and ran to the left (to get out of the way of the vehicle), however it then decided to run to the right (straight back ... Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:26:00 PST |
How To Catch A Monkey |
I can tell you how they do it in India. They take a gourd, cut a small hole in it, and then put some rice inside. Then they tie the gourd down securely and wait for the monkey.The monkey sticks his pa... Posted by Premiership here we come!!!!! on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:24:00 PST |