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Breaface

Oh, your wit astounds me.

About Me

* I am Awesome. Don't question my Awesome-ness. If you impress me, I might very well dub you Awesome one day. But don't hold your breath.

* My sense of sarcasm is my life-blood, but my sincerity will be the death of me.

* I am anal about grammar. If you don't know the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're, or can't string together an intelligible sentence, be forewarned; I will make fun of you.

* I am not on here to find a boyfriend/soul mate/one-night stand. DO NOT bother me if this is your sole intention for wanting to be "myfriends."

* Should you befriend me, chances are I will say something to you down the road that will piss you off. It is inevitable. I tend to be the harshest to the people that I like the most. I assume you can handle an honest opinion. If you don't handle know-it-all-ness well, don't ask for my opinion. Ever. But be forewarned that you most likely will get it even when you don't ask for it.

Hate me yet? Good. You may now return to your lame ass life, already in progress.


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My Interests



Matty boy is H.O.T!

I'd like to meet:

Unfortunatly you only get ONE try with me.. I'm a forgiving person, but not stupid.? I'm more aware, alert and not so benifical to you. I eliminate my self from certain people to avoid complicated situations!!!! i mean, i do care about myself and i believe it's important to take care of me

My Friends
I have 90 friends.

My Matt

Audry&Ayden

Pissy Krissy

Ape Dog

Mc Tracey

Jen CanSnot

Gutter Cunt Kyla

Brandi

Kimber-laid

Brittany

Slutty Mc Alex

CourtneeeEy

WinnieFred

Jake Tha Snake

Dustin

Chris

Larry D

Free Willy

Adam

Jefrey Lee

Chris-willyfur

Abran Homie Gee

Blake

Randall

The Blue Fuzzies

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Music:

?I have a very very wide range in music.. ?I've aquired a passion for club, house, disco house, hard house (techno) but im not too big on it all...?Perfection is the key.... anyways. other than that.. ?i like alot of the normal , typical "Rock" music... ?but here is a few...
???????????????Im a sucker for anything acoustic~~~~
80's pop,
30 seconds to mars
100 demons
ALKALINE TRIO
Aaron lewis
Against me(their accustic stuff)
Agnostic front
Alexisonfire
All out war
Anal cunt
Aphex twin
Assorted jelly beans
Atom and his package
At the drive-in
At the gates
Avenged Sevenfold
BLINK182
Bad astronaut
Badly drawn boy
Bane
Ben folds
Ben harper
Billy holiday
Bjork
Blacklisted
Born against
Botch
Bowie
Brand new
Built to spill
Bury the living
Cake
Cascada
Catch22
Cave-in
Cephalic carnage
Champion
Clenched fist
Coalesce
Codeseven
Coliseum
Comeback kid
Commit sucide
Converge
Copeland
Crowbar
Cryptopsy
Cursed
Cursive
Cut the tension
Damnation ad
Darkest hour
Death cab for cutie
Death from above '79
Death threat
Deftones
Depeche mode
Diesel boy
Dillinger escape plan
Discharge
Dogs eye view
Doomriders
Drive like jehu
Drowning pool
Dysrhythmia
Elliot smith
Evanescence
Eyehategod
Faith no more
Fall out boy
Finch
Fiona apple
Flogging molly
Floor
Flyleaf
From ashes rise
Frou frou
Fugazi
Gabriel and Dresden
Girlpart
GnR
Godspeed you black emperor!
Goldfrapp
Gorilla biscuits/youth of today
Greenday
Group x
Gutter mouth
High on fire
Hinder
His hero is gone
Hollywood undead
Hot snakes
Human remains
Iggy pop
I heart the PIXES
Imogen heap
Incubus
Integrity
Interpol
Isis
Janes addiction
Jets to brazil
Judge
Keelhaul
Kender
Killswitch Engage
Kylesa
Lagwagon
Life of agony
Living end
Low
M83
MC CHRIS
MIDTOWN
Mae
Majority rule
Mare
Mars volta
Mastodon
Mest
Mindless self indulgence
Mineral
Minor threat
Minus the bear
Modern life is war
Modest mouse
Mogwai
Molly Bankroft
Mono
Murder by death
Muse
My bloody valentine
My chemical romance
My morning Jacket
NOFX
Nelly furtado
New found glory
No use for a name
Ok go
Pageninetynine
Pelican
Placebo
Portishead
Postal service
Pulp
Quicksand
Radiohead
Radiohead
Refused
Rilo kiley
Ringworm
Rites of spring
Roadside monument
Rwake
Severed head of state
Shiny toy guns
Sigor ros!!!
Simple plan
Slayer
Slipknot
Snow patrol
Soilent green
Spoon
Stone sour
Story of the year
Straylight run
Strife
Sunny day real estate
System of a down
T-rex
Taking back sunday
Ted leo
Terror
That was then
The album leaf
The arcade fire
The ataris
The casket lottery
The cure
The good life
The hope conspiracy
The mars volta
The petit project
The pixies
The power and the glory
The red chord
The red jumpsuit apparatas
These arms are snakes
The smiths
Three days grace
Tool
Tragedy
Trail of dead
Travis
Underoath
Undertow
Unsane
Uphill battle
Vandals
Vast
Violent femmes
Weakerthans Ween
Weezer
Wilco
Wizo
Yellowcard
Yovee

Johny Christ is a sexy beast too

Movies:

Okay seeing as how i have left this spot blank for awhile i decided i would dedicate it to my future husband... we will be married soon... haha no but seriously I love Jared Leto .. and i've watched prob every single thing he's in so here ya go

"Camp Wilder"
"Almost Home"
"Cool and the Crazy"
"My So-Called Life"
"The Last of the High Kings"
"Prefontaine"
"Switchback"
"Bas

Books:

would give forever
Just to see you smile
Id stop breathing
For you to stay awhile
Id give you the world
Just to see a twinkle in your eye
Id cut out my heart
So you would never die
Id give up my future
Just to be with you
Id give up all hope
If you promised to stay true
Take everything I am
And leave me here to bleed
I would live like this forever
Just to give you everything you need

Heroes:

I lovee lovve lovee my friends

My Blog

F'n Dumbass

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss ...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

Ohh My Beautiful Babiess

I was just sitting there this morning watching Audry and Ayden... they were standing in the kitchen and Audry was feeding Ayden the milk out of her bowl of cereal , mothering her..taking care of ...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

Hate Is A Strong Word... But......

you were probably expecting hate is a strong word but i really really really dont like you.. well NOPe sorry not in my case.. hate is the EXACT word im looking for... so guess what i HATE you.. i wish...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:07:00 PST

i wonder...

why is it.. we do stupid things.. or we put ourselfs in situations that we are totally unhappy in...but we stick it out, maybe someone says.. HEYS Its good for the kids.. or dont think about yourself....
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

A Little (sumthin) sumthin

I know these are suppose to be kept to yourself but it made me smile and i want to share it :) Bet you can't do this, because only 1 in 30 people ever can. I dare you to tell the person who posted th...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

MY god.. I feel better

1. list something you want to say to someone but social norms won't allow for it 2. don't say who they are 3. never discuss it again   :1: you call me so much it drives me insane.. i dont have th...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

sigh

I will never forgive myself for the way things ended. I'm forever sorry i wish there was more i could do     Flowers for a grave,Both dainty and distressing,As tears escape twin rivers of th...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:19:00 PST

B.B

Most wonderous... Ah yes, the famous Blue Balls debate. What are Blue Balls? When a poor, horny sap gets himself all worked up and then when he doesn't get to bust a nut, supposedly feels an aching pa...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:27:00 PST

For You

Danny  ... where do i begin? The memories we shared are un forgetable. Everytime i saw that smile on your face i was assured that everything was ok. I cannot begin to describe the hurt of not bei...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:43:00 PST

Forgiveness

The dreams you dreamare merely imagesof a darkened soulinflicting pain on me.Drown your acceptanceand believe in me.The power of loveis all I need.The warmth of your touchthe motion, the feelentirely ...
Posted by Goddamn these hands, I let them touch you on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:10:00 PST