The Patrick: Extraordinaire

About Me

Stats:
Height: 6'7''
Weight: 205
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark(er) Brown

Yeah, I don't know what else to put...um...I love theater, it's my life (on most days) I love poetry and writing it is fun too. I like to sing when I am alone, I don't sing for anyone anymore (unless you're really someone special) I watch Jeopardy religiously (geeky) but I am going to win a lot of money on that show when I am selected to be a contestant. And speaking of religion, I am a practicing pastafarian (you get to dress up like a pirate) and I have also recently reaccepted Jesus Christ back into my life(and I am loving it!). I drive a 1991 Saab 9000 (wtf is that do you ask)...it's white, four doors, it's a stick shift, it's turbocharged, it's got a moon roof (no glass), and it's the best car in the entire world (iow, it's gets me from a to b)

My Interests

Writing Poetry
Theater
Baseball
Basketball
Automobiles
& Meeting New People

I'd like to meet:

Anyone! It Doen't Really Matter. I have Extraordinarily Awsome Friends Wayne Thatcher: Navy Boy Extraordinaire

Cason Murphy: LACC Graduate Extraordinaire

Coy Clayton: Computer Wiz Extraordinaire

Timothy Charles Sutton Bell: Lush Extraordinaire

Shaunte Coats: Twin Sister & Angelina Jolie Lookalike Extraordinaire

Elizaeth Delozier: Drama Class Babe Extraordinaire

Lindsay Rader: Volleyball Babe Extraordinaire

Lillie Laraque: Glorious Hair Extraordinaire

Maggie Kenyon: Beastcake Extraordinaire

Kelli Lewis: Hottubber Extraordinaire

Anthony Osvog: Nub Extraordinaire

Dominic Priola: Aka Myrtle My Grandmother Extraordinaire

Devon Huffman: Blonde Bombshell Extraordinaire

Tori Gould: Grand Junction Bestie Extraordinaire

Anna Rose Davis: Pretty Penny Extraordinaire

Echo Laney: Mayor Extraordinaire

Shaun DuHaime: Bro-Hand & Driver Extraordinaire

Heather Hancock: Red Head Extraordinaire

Caliway Jones: Drifter Extraordinaire

Brandi Bocksnick: Big Sis Extraordinaire

Charlotte Democker: Sparkletart Extraordinaire

Diane Bodine: Barista Extraordinaire

Sarah Bodine: Jessica Simpson Lookalike Extraordinaire
..Kristen Kauffman: Bible Study Buddy Extraordinaire

Chase Hinton: Canadian Extraordinaire

David Nathaniel Berger: Jew-Man Extraordinaire

Cody Newport: Trump Impressionist Extraordinaire

Even Louder Still: Personal Band Extraordinaire

Stephanie Winniford: Child Supervisor Extraordinaire

Paige LaForte: Snicka Extraordinaire

Brianna Savatgy: Dancing Panda Extraordinaire

Allie Elliot: Mama Bear Extraordinaire

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Music:

(Do You Really Think I'm Going To List All The Music I Enjoy Listening To?)

Movies:

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Television:

1 Vs. 100
24
American Idol
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Arrested Development
Attack Of The Show
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Boston Legal
Chappelle's Show
Cheat!
Colbert Report
CSI (ALL OF THEM)
Daily Show
Deal Or No Deal
Dexter's Laboratory
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Family Guy
Firefly
Freaks And Geeks
Futurama
Greg's Anatomy
Heroes
House
I'm With Her
Jackass
Jeopardy
Kablam!
King Of The Hill
Lost
Monk
Mythbusters
NCIS
Ninja Warrior
Office (The)
Prison Break
Psych
Quantum Leap
Rescue Me
Robot Chicken
Scrubs
Simpsons
Smallville
Sopranos
South Park
Supernatural
Teen Titans
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (The Old Series)
Ugly Betty
Undeclared
Venture Brothers
Veronica Mars
VH1 (Whatever's On)
Viva La Bam!
Wheel Of Fortune
War At Home
WWE (ECW, Raw, & SmackDown)
X-Files
X-Play
Yo Momma!

Books:

Truthfully,
The ONLY book i have read all the way through is
"The Phantom Tollbooth" by Norton Juster

Heroes:

Robin Williams Jim Carrey Bill Cosby period.

My Blog

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia The walls of this house are pressing on my skullMy head feels swollen and tightA red robin is pulling an arrow out of my chest,Milton's "Paradise Lost" lies on my unmade bed 'Better to ...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:23:00 PST

I Dreamt I Saw The Clouds Break:

I dreamt I saw the clouds break Silver-tongued politicians avoid the cracks on the footpaths Crooked shopkeepers never met your eyes Music pulls all curtains down like art and writing and dreams Dream...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:29:00 PST

The Fire Is Dead (And Thats Why It Rains):

The Fire Is Dead (And That's Why It Rains): It's still the days of summer But yet I'm coldBecause this girl ran away With all my soulI wonder if she knowsThat althoughSeparate places we will goI will...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:02:00 PST

Unprotected Poetry (For Dolls)

Unprotected Poetry I had unprotected poetry last night.It was unexpected You know SpontaneousAnd we didn't use anythingWe just went at it to keep the mood. It was incredible but not safe Now I am wor...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:07:00 PST

Breathless

Breathless When I was young I believed that if I held my breath while crossing bridges I'd survive the day the ground gave way plunging me into the dark waters below. &n...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:53:00 PST

The Redundant Magician:

The Redundant Magician I can crush a can with my handsCripple your heart with unjust wordsI can judge a vehicles speedAnd safely cross to the other side On clear nights When distant stars burn...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:23:00 PST

She:

Though feelings may destabilizeWhen inner thoughtsThrough other eyesBy magic one may formalize, Perhaps, despite protesting sighsIt could be timeTo shed one's disguiseTight within her citadelBese...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST

Why I'm Screwed Up

The causeOf my shynessWith womenIs complicated.Let's just say, "It's not my fault It's my fault."When it comes To making an approachI am better listenerThan talker, Too honest to denyI mostly want 'on...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:24:00 PST

Practical Passion

Shes practicalI'm passionateLately it has come to my attentionThe twoJust Don'tMatchShe can tell youWhere she'll be10 years down the roadWho knows where I'll be tomorrowShe alwaysNeedsHasA planI'm con...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST

Drunk:

Drunk Maybe tonight it will stopBeating me down with The salted pain in open wounds Waiting to healTo arrive like the deadIn dreams of despair And love songs sung for the deaf To contaminated ...
Posted by The Patrick: Extraordinaire on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:34:00 PST