Miss Luxx

LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP.......
I am a happy,crazy very positive person.......Is the Glass full or empty? In my world, its always full of champagne.....BUT when shit happens(cuz thats life) Ill settle for some wine......
I am thankful for my health, a wonderful mother, a roof over my head and being able to hear music and see the world......I cant imagine what it would be like to not be able to listen to music while staring out the car ....some people dont have the pleasure.
I like helping people figure out what they want and how to go about it, i also like to tell people what they need to hear, not what they want to hear......ill take the heat, i can handle it.......
Im a good person to know if you need to laugh till your stomache hurts, a person who will listen and NOT interrupt unless asked to,a buddy to cause mischief with, a friend that appreciates spirituality from all kinds of cultures, or a chick that can lie in the middle of a field staring at the clouds with u for hours......im an expert on that one!
I SWEAR IM THIIIIIIIIIS close of writing a lot MORE stuff for your reading enjoyment (heyyyy at least I started).
Some stuff may intrigue you, some may make you laugh, other stuff will bore you and youll wonder why I even included it. BUT if you want to know about me, Im gonna give it to you RAW....uncensored, the good and the ugly....not gonna sugar coat anything.... well maybe a few things, SOME stuff does make me blush...stay tuned~more is coming...I may even start writing a blog.... ;o)
*******An egg that is fresh will sink in water, but a stale one won't. (betcha didnt know that till NOW)*******
HERE IS A RANDOM BUT OH SO SMARTASSED JOKE I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH U:
One day the different parts of the body were having an argumentto see which should be in charge.
The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The hands said "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The stomach said "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The legs said "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere.So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
Then the rectum said "I think I should be in charge."
All the rest of the parts said "YOU?!? You don't do anything!
You're not important! You can't be in charge."
So the rectum closed up.
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery,and the brain was all cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just be an asshole!
**YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BUT IF YOU WORK IT RIGHT, ONCE IS ENOUGH***