Football,Cricket,the beach,beeping at traffic wardens,flashing my headlights at oncoming traffic,stealing for sale signs,ducks,smashing windows,cycling,swimming,throwing things,sleeping,yoghurts,mapreading,egg tennis,abusing customers in work,not working,calling people 'jon' instead of 'johnny',grey socks with black bits on the toes,fishing,hats,fishing hats,sunshine,climate change,sandwiches,surfing,playing with myself,telling complete strangers to 'fuck off',calling them twats,going ooo ooo ooo like a monkey,hoovering naked,fooling around with Roz and much more...
I'd like to meet:
A bear with a tray.Why not?
Music:
Jeff Buckley,the smiths,Kasabian,Ordinary Boys,MC Hammer,the verve,supergrass,incubus,fleetwood mac,prodigy,happy mondays,glassjaw,lostprohets,nick drake,francoise hardy,marvin gaye,british sea power,inspiral carpets,oasis,foo fighters,the jam,the clash,stereophonics,coldplay,stone roses,manic street preachers,crazy penis,royksopp,katie mellua,paul anka,ray charles,bruce springsteen,36 crazyfists,radiohead,hothotheat,gorillaz,boy kill boy,supertramp,mark ronson,bloc party,red hot chilli peppers,maximo park,editors,arctic monkeys,franz ferdinand,hard fi,kosheen,nine black alps,ocean colour scene,the coral,the charlatans,kula shaker,electric6,bjork,keane,snow patrol,dusty springfield,tim buckley,don davis,dead 60's,queens of the stoneage,rival schools,deftones,raging speedhorn,vexred,lightning seeds,hundred reasons,frank sinatra,audio bullys,basement jaxx,muse,audioslave,pureessence,pink floyd,small faces,the who,soulwax,the music,cast,joy division,the cure,the stranglers,lcd soundsystem,punish the atom,the la's,prince,space,isley brothers,seahorses,BRMC,the datsuns,feeder,shed7,curtis mayfield,the KLF,aretha franklin and many,many more!
Movies:
Fight Club,Kill Bill Vol 1&2,Mallrats,Clerks,Dogma,Dirty Harry,Heat,Sin City,American Beauty,Casino,Serpico,Scarface,Full Metal Jacket,High Fidelity,Usual Suspects,Leon,The Machinist,and a few more!
Television:
The Simpsons,Futurama,Top Gear,Bullseye,Footie,Sky Sports News,Countdown,Saved by the bell,Homes under the hammer,supermarket sweep,scrubs,the sky at night,horizon,MOTD and soccer am.err..and the news!And if im home alone it has to be Nigella Bites.
Books:
THE DANGEROUS BOOK FOR BOYS!!!!!!Its awesome.Mr Men books,especially Mr Clumsy and Mr Uppity.1984(amazing),The Odessa file,The Day of the Jackal,Dave Allen's biography,Fantastic Mr Fox,The Iron Man,Freddie:My Story,The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
Heroes:
My Mum,people who abuse traffic wardens,Sir Alex,people who gave their lives in WW1 and WW2.Oh and Bananaman!Ledge
