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Hans

De ira, de tranguilitate animi et de brevitate vitae

About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Hmm. Here I should probably list something nice I like to do, like sitting home, alone in a dark closet, taking care of my bruises I have gotten from slicing my wrists. Ahahaha. Anyway, I play guitar, piano, saxophone, bass, flute, my mouth... In a band I only play guitar and my mouth, but maybe that will change some day when I try to do all of those at the same time. Darkness will prevail!

I'd like to meet:



Music:

I don't like MTV. Period. That means, I listen to all kinds of metal, proge, rock, pop etc, but the arch-mainstream stuff I leave for someone else. I'll list you a couple of bands and continue the list as new bands pop up and spark my interest. Have some of this:
And One
A Perfect Circle
Apocalyptica
Audioslave
Björk
Blind Guardian
Cause for Effect
Dave Matthew's
Dark Sanctuary
Dark Suns
Dark Tranquility
(Any other interesting bands beginning with "Dark"?)
Deine Lakaien
Demons and Wizards
Diablo
Dimmu Borgir
Draconian
Dream Theater
Forest of Shadows
Frou Frou
The Gathering
GÃ¥te
Iced Earth (Matthew Barlow era)
Incubus
Imogen Heap
Isis
Jeff Beck
Joe Satriani
John Mayer
Katatonia
Killswitch Engage
LCD Soundsystem
Led Zeppelin
Massive Attack
Meshuggah
Metallica
Mokoma
Moonsorrow
Nine Inch Nails
Opeth
Pain
Pain of Salvation
Porcupine Tree
Radiohead
RHCP
Rush
Scar Symmetry
Seal
Shape of Despair
Soilwork
Sonata Arctica
Symphony X
Swallow the Sun
Tool
Tori Amos
Toto
Yes
VMV Nation
Without Face
... see my point?

Movies:

I perform the attempt of not listing any particular films, but directors, as that gives me a faster way to give you an idea of what I like. So,
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Hayao Miyazaki
Darren Aronofsky
David Cronenberg
Paul Thomas Andersson
Peter Jackson
Lars von Trier
David Lynch
the Coen brothers
Sophia Coppola
Federico Fellini
Quentin Tarantino
Paolo Pasolini
... well, ok, that seems to be a bit hard for me. Films it is, then:
The Machinist
The Proposition
the 1st Matrix (the sequels suck)
Broken Flowers
Being John Malkovich
Sideways
5th Element
Descent
7
Sin City
The Grindhouse project
... egh. Whatever. The problem again is that I've seen quite a few films. But you know, I am this wannabe-critic guy who hates romantic comedies, because they don't "have any deeper meaning" and they "don't reflect on the increasing nausea the humankind is feeling". ahaha. Make it dark and weird and I'll be your fan.

Books:

Neil Gaiman, Vladimir Nabukov, Douglas Adams, George R.R. Martin, Iain M. Banks, Dan Simmons, Irvine Welsh. Hmm, I have read also loads of David Eddings, Robert Jordan, R.A. Salvatore, but lately I haven't felt like reading fantasy literature about Crak'o'Djen riding a black steed into the sunset with a gleaming sword of Flame and Destruction in his hand and The Gem of Tedious Repentance in the other. I think you know what I mean. The same goes for scifi. I mean, I know too many things you can do in zero-gravity already.

My Blog

pt.4 Hans swells into full bloom, or a study on emo

Oh dear reader, how my heart aches of the desire to tell you about my interesting life and the great thoughts that plummet my brain with a cryptic, yet fascinating frequency that is a rival to the µ²/...
Posted by Hans on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

Pt.3, A continuation to the popular Hans Monologue series

Dear reader, I offer you my warm congratulations for choosing the incomparably soothing Hans' Blog Experience on this nice day. And what a fine day it is, my companion! The Sun spreads it's already dw...
Posted by Hans on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:44:00 PST

Stories of The Sad and Lonely Nebulum 2


Posted by Hans on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST

Stories of The Sad and Lonely Nebulum 1


Posted by Hans on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

Dream Theater ja SK ärsyttävät - Hans avautuu osa 2

Rakas lukija, on aika taas saapua Hans-informaation lähteelle kärsimään Tantaloksen tuskia, poimimaan EU-direktiivien mukaisia käyriä ja mauttomia rypäleitä tiedon köynnöksiltä. Olen pidättänyt itseän...
Posted by Hans on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:56:00 PST

Introduction to the Sad and Lonely Nebulum

At the beginning of 2007 I reached deep inside of me and grasped the wrechedness, grief and sadness that was welling up inside, and gave it a (semi)physical form. I call it the Nebulum. The Nebul...
Posted by Hans on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

Hans aloittaa blogipäiväkirjan

Hyvä ystäväni Tikli käski minua aloittamaan päiväkirjan. Aloittamaan sen tänään. Keskustelu ei hänen puoleltaan sisältänyt yhtään puoliharmaita pisteitä tai kysymysmerkkejä, ainoastaan yhden yksiselit...
Posted by Hans on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:00:00 PST

Frog of Death lyrics + the ending credits song lyrics (Dracula)

It's raining outside. A chilly wind is blowing, cold, even. I wanted to share some thoughts about death and darkness with you, so I added the lyrics to my Frog of Death music video here. There's also...
Posted by Hans on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:17:00 PST