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Simon

About Me

Myspace is like a public restroom: it's convenient but it's also disgusting. I only use it to stay in touch with cronies of the non-sucker, non-chump variety. If you're a sucker or a chump, or some kind of hybrid sucker-chump, then don't try to add me simply for the purposes of increasing your friend count.

My Interests

I like primates.

Music:

I used to be in a band called the Hand Clap Orchestra. If you want a free CD just ask.