Dawn's Wreck |
Ok so, Dawn Johnson was in a head-on collision while I was talking to her on the phone the other night, and nevermind the mental trauma that I will have to deal with for the rest of my life... This is...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:45:00 PST |
I almost attacked my sister. |
Ok, this is my story about how I almost attacked my sister in a fit of rage. So the other night, I got home around midnight after hanging out with some friends. My sister's car was in the drivew...
Posted by Jacob on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:56:00 PST |
I could never be trusted with super powers. |
So everytime I went out into the public yesterday, it felt like I was on an episode of boiling point. I don't have a very high boiling point.
The first episode started when I left work for ...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST |
I hate roaches. |
Ok, so I decided to share my roach story from earlier this week, because I wanted everyone to appreciate how funny the situation was to me. In any case, just know beforehand that I hate roaches ...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST |
I know I mumble sometimes but come ON. |
This is how my order at sonic went one day, verbatim:Girl: Welcome to Sonic can I take your order?Me: Yes can I have a large chocolate shake?Girl: I'm sorry what?Me: A large chocolate shake.Girl: A la...
Posted by Jacob on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST |
because that's why. |
The REASON I have a new account is because my old account was a music profile, the reasons for which will remain unannounced.
Apparently the only way to change your profile back to regular... is to de...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:25:00 PST |
