Fondue Parties, Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos, Gael, Sverige, Infernal Beasts, Communist China, Full-Frontal Nudity, Billy Corgan's bald head, Mediocrity, Little Fascist Panties, Feel-Good Paedophilia, Dreadful Medieval Polyphony, The Black Death, History, Disrobics, the Catholic Church, the Early Nineties.
The ghost I love the most
Spiritualized, Simon & Garfunkel, Klaus Nomi, Dungen, Jose Gonzalez, Erlend Øye, the Stone Roses, Kraftwerk, Smashing Pumpkins, Cornelius, Kanye West, My Bloody Valentine, Van Dyke Parks, Current 93, Flaming Lips, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Pearl Jam, Jackie-O Motherfucker, Tortoise, Leonard Cohen, Pink Floyd, Neil Young, the Lemonheads, Stevie Wonder, the Verve, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Zero 7
400 Blows, Fanny och Alexander, Mitt Liv Som Hund, Full Metal Jacket, Wayne's World, Die Blechtrommel, The Seventh Seal (it's so serious, it's seriously funny).
Fox News, the Philadelphia news show with the rap jingle, Munich's hit comedy series "Who Are You To Accuse Me?"
Four Quartets, Der Sandmann, As I Lay Dying, City of Glass, PARADISE LOST and other heavily moralistic epics involving fire and brimstone, Phenomenology of Spirit, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, White Noise, Lolita. Invisible Man. Canterbury Tales (hah...no, seriously). Jude the Obscure. Lots of Thomas Hardy for that matter. Also, Salman Rushdie seems incapable of writing a mediocre book.
Ezra Pound, Fidel Castro, Henrik Ibsen, your mom