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Chelle

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About Me

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to go to Hell in such a manner that they actually look forward to the trip.
Misanthrope. Malcontent. Contrarian. Future curmudgeon. Lonesome for the desert. I'm a redhead Metisse, family registered Colville Confederated Tribes; I'm Okanagan, Chippewa Ojibwe, Cree, Flathead (pretty common name for Salish-speaking Indians, darn it!) I am mixed blood Swedish, German with three cats. No, I'm really not part cat. I am constantly confused.
If you have a moment, Google "Jacques Raphael Finley/Finlay" and find my cousin Chalk's info about our ancestor. I am descended from Jacko's son Patrick (Pichina) and Jacko's son James. And their daughters. Susan, Jennie, and Josette. Yes, all cousins, what of it? It was over 100 years ago and the Metis were close-knit people. Look at Nicholas, Nikolai. It's rather odd to know you are related to someone on the "wrong" side of the Whitman Massacre (no winning sides, there.)
That is who I am.From the "Tell Me Something I Don't Know" Department:<
You Are The Devil
You don't represent evil, but you do represent the animalistic side of humans.
You demonstrate what happens when we listen to our first instincts.
At times you tend to be materialistic and hedonistic, giving in to temptation.
Admit it, you're guilty of acting first - and forgetting to think later!
Your fortune:
Right now, you may be having a difficult time as a result of choices you have made.
You need to think about what's important in your life, and discover what chains you down.
It is the time to acknowledge your faults and take steps to overcome them.
It's also the time to let go of any fears or inhibitions that are holding you back. What Tarot Card Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chelle
Birthday: 19 February
Birthplace: East Los Angeles, CA
Current Location: Kansas City, MO
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red/Auburn
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Metis
Your Fears: Broken bones, pancreatitis
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything but pepperoni and anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'm not what you'd call "goal-oriented"
Thoughts First Waking Up: What's worth getting up for today?
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs
Your Most Missed Memory: "It is love, and love is the biggest memory of all"- Exene Cervenka
Single or Group Dates: Dating sucks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Swear: Hell, yes, and I'm good at it.
Do you Sing: Unfortunately
Have you Been in Love: Always
Do you want to go to College: Hahaha. Been there, done that, and never again.
Do you want to get Married: See above. Same answer.
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh, yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, unless I have to walk in one.
Do you play an Instrument: Not really. No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Certainly
In the past month have you Smoked: Like a fiend.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: "Saying I was drunk last night is like saying there was a Tuesday last week."
Ever been called a Tease: Once
Ever been Beaten up: Junior high, yes. And there are no jokes in the Bible, Keith.
Ever Shoplifted: Once, don't know why.
How do you want to Die: Wearing very nice shoes.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Undecided
What country would you most like to Visit: Jordan
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Oh, wait, I forgot...my mother lived in Barstow...I spent a lot of time there... I call it "Barfstow" now, and her current city I fondly call "Asshole Valley".

My Blog

Everybody Loves to Cha Cha Cha

I used to live with this man who had an addiction to porn.  I realize that is no way to update a blog, but it was on my mind.  We had a joint bank account, which I managed, and while I didn'...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:54:00 GMT

Is There Hope For Me? MAYBE!

I've been too depressed to even think about sharing my troubles.  But maybe, just maybe, things are going to pick up.  I had an absolute bitch of a week a couple weeks ago- I was running out...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:43:00 GMT

I Want My Monkey Butler

I should be in Germany.  I just know that in Frankfurt, there are the silkiest night clothes, exotic fans, CDs I want, gorgeous clothes, and little monkey butlers who carry all your shopping bags...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:25:00 GMT

And For the Cherry On Top-

Went to two doctors last week.  1 said my blood platelets are still not good enough for the first surgery, but they are indeed getting better, so if I can get 'em up a little higher in the next c...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:17:00 GMT

The Devil’s Chasing Me

I'm back.  Due to a previously unknown additional health problem, I was not able to get my surgery.  So I spent a lousy week in the hospital eating their crappy food being poked, prodded, CT...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:15:00 GMT

So Long For A Bit

Surgery at 6:00 AM tomorrow.  Be back when I am able.
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:32:00 GMT

The Torture Never Stops

I cannot recall for the life of me who did that song, but it has been stuck in my head.  Yesterday, all was well with a woman about to have surgery.  I ordered in some Thai food (Larb! ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Coming Clean

I’m finally going to say/write it out loud.  I have cancer.  That is what the surgery is all about.  If you are sensitive, skip this.  They are going to remove all my girl pa...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:35:00 GMT

Im A Fool

Well, it is settled.  My surgery will be on 1 April (yes, I will be the fool getting her guts ripped open) at 11:00 AM.  I am relieved, but apprehensive.  This is going to hurt.  D...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:05:00 GMT

She’s A Cretin

Yes, I am, indeed a cretin.  The last couple of days have been sorta cruddy.  If you happen to be into kinky sex practices, have I got the doctor for you.  I actually called my mom (yes...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:40:00 GMT