Christmas Story, Short Bus, Romantic Variety |
Picked up a customer on Christmas day. She told me she was off to see her boyfriend for their first Christmas together. I was to pace myself, as she was not expected until 4:40. In fact, strict guidel...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 18:38:00 GMT |
Life in the Phat Lane |
View article in my picture section first.
This apartment complex is not an infrequent stop on my route.
How can you not love Spokane!
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:53:00 GMT |
Take That Tacoma! |
Spokane leads the state in flame-retardant fish! (Don't believe me, google it yourself.) Nobody lights our fish on fire, by God!
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 17:30:00 GMT |
Conspiracy Theory |
I have a conspiracy theory: Pabst, Schlitz, Weinhardt, Coors, Miller, Budweiser, and other once proud German brewing families belong to the same fraternity. This fraternity obtained their charter shor...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:59:00 GMT |
Family-Friendly Mermaids |
Family-Friendly Mermaids
(Blog note: This is exactly the same as the previous blog except for the title. Thought I'd toss something without "boobs" in the title out into the myspace sea and see how i...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 21:27:00 GMT |
Why Can't We Get Boobs with Our Coffee Anymore? |
Why Can't We Get Boobs with Our Coffee Anymore?
Stopped in at Starbucks on my break to get a cup of coffee. I like coffee. In the mornings I need coffee. In fact, every Sunday morning I need at leas...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:41:00 GMT |
Anti-gravitational Boobs |
Is it just me, or does the blond woman in the singles ad look like she's trying to simultaneously flirt and keep her breast from floating away?
And was her torso photoshopped onto the lower half ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 23:42:00 GMT |
Dickcissels |
Dickcissels
(Turn to Page 346 quickly, before; 1) somebody discovers you're reading a blog about "dickcissels;" 2) somebody discovers that you hold in your possession a copy of Western Birds, Peters...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:12:00 GMT |
All Night Long: Lawrence Welk as Mood Music |
If only I were charismatic&but I'm not.
But if I were I would march up to the American public, purposeful, like MacArthur in his photo-op wade, and say, "Listen up America, for I can save you."
Aside...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 18:38:00 GMT |
An Appetizer (that may, or may not, compliment the main entre) |
Ever wonder if gang signs have different meanings in sign language?
Gang Member: Configures his digits in a way no arthritic would be able to mimic.
Hard of Hearing Couple (translated, of course): Why...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:27:00 GMT |
