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Dunx

The only things that are infinite are the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the

About Me

I like: -bowling down leg side -drinking hemlock -Natalie Portman -giving stupid answers to sensible questions -telling people i'm bassist. -whispering to frogs -baking ice cream containers -televising executions - recovering from speciesism -answering the phone then hanging it up immediately -tautology -dudology, dudaism, duderonomy -crying over spilt milk -laughing over dead bodies -smiling

My Interests

"You have the brain of a four year old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."

I'd like to meet:

God...and ask for a refund.

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

Anything by Richard Scary or Louis Ferdinand Celine

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, David Lynch, Joe Strummer, Don Clarke, Viv Richards, Chuck D, P.J Harvey, Groucho Marx, Mum and Dad

My Blog

Grab your Glocks when ya see Dunx, Call the Cops when ya see Dunx

Don't know whether or not you realised it yet, but you're in my extended network! And at a radical guess, there's a high probability that I'm in yours! This could mean many things: a.) maybe we are&nb...
Posted by Dunx on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST

You Can't Put Your Arms Round A Memory

Robert Altman died earlier today. He was a renegade filmmaker: the kind who tasted success with a string of hits in the early 70s and then felt the bitter sting of failure in the 80s. I...
Posted by Dunx on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:57:00 PST

Captain's Blog : Stardate 2006

It's been a while - in fact nearly three months since my last blog. It's hard being the blissfully talented heir to the great authors of the milennia past. From Homer to Chaucer to Shakespeare to Kafk...
Posted by Dunx on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST

Hey, Wha' Happened?

People Who Have Lost 'It': George Gregan: You lost it about three years ago mate and it is NOT coming back. Dave Navarro: Dude - you were the mind-blowingly awesome guitarist in Jane's Addiction!...
Posted by Dunx on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:26:00 PST

"Listen, we need to talk..."

I just think we need some time apart. I've tried, I really have but your complacency clashes with my apathy and let's face it:  I can't really be bothered dealing with your ambivalence towar...
Posted by Dunx on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:03:00 PST

"Who am I kidding, who am I fooling....

when suckers be like - 'What's Up Dunx' and I say coolin'?"The world can be an exciting, strange place - topsy-turvy, even at the same time that it seems plain and boring. There is no rhyme or re...
Posted by Dunx on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:05:00 PST

The Revolution is Just a T-Shirt away

11 songs that I love: (in no particular order) 1.) White Man in Hammersmith Palais : THE CLASH Simply put - one of the best songs ever (millions would disagree but read their blogs if you care so much...
Posted by Dunx on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:21:00 PST

I'm getting really good at this lying business...

Hey - sorry I didn't get this blog up earlier but I've been really busy lately...ha ha! I was LYING. That's right I'm getting the hang of this lying business. Now I know what many of you wil...
Posted by Dunx on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:42:00 PST

Just got to fax my soul off to God

You didn't ask me about my pet hates, but one of them is when people don't ask me what my pet hates are...here are some others: Pet Hates: 1. Grandpa Joe is a lazy bastard: The fact that in Charlie an...
Posted by Dunx on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST

Horrorscopes

ARIES: (March 21 - April 19) People will finally admit that you fulfilled your potential when you pass out in bed and your crack pipe sets off a massive goat-porn fire. TAURUS: (April 20 - May 20) You...
Posted by Dunx on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:48:00 PST