Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution

About Me

Gnarls Barkley - "Going On"

Graphics and Myspace Layouts at pYzam.com

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

There are so many men and women (both living and deceased) that I'd like to meet, it doesn't make sense to make a list (I wouldn't want to leave anyone off).

Pyzam.com has the coolest Layouts for Myspace

Music:

Movies:

The Shining, Soylent Green, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Bamboozled, A Clockwork Orange, and Little Shop of Horrors just to name a few....

Television:

The Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Outer Limits, Tales from the Darkside, Def Poetry, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons,30 Rock,ER, Degrassi- The Next Generation, and so on and so on....

Books:

If I find the topic or synopsis of a book interesting, I'll read it (doesn't matter what it's about).

Heroes:

Men and women who are moving in a positive direction and thriving. Also humanitarians-- I strive to follow in the footsteps of those who give because they see the necessity of it (not of those who do it for recognition or fame).

My Blog

Divorce Letter

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I hav...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:02:00 PST

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask som...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:36:00 PST

Affairs

Six Classic Affairs The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretaryOne day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.The...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:39:00 PST

Death by Mouth

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wifelooks over at him and asks the question...........'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:02:00 PST

Why Women Cry

A little boy asked his mother 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little bo...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:50:00 PST

Three Jamaican Sons

Three Jamaican sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give to their elderly mother: The first son said, 'Mi bill a big h...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST

Dunns River Genie

A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn’s River Falls when she stumbled upon an old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and- behold a Genie appeared. She talked wit...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:39:00 PST

RASS: The Jamaican All-Purpose Word

RASS is the Jamaican all-purpose word: Greeting.............How de RASS yu do! Fraud..................Yu too RASS tief! Dismay..............RASS! Tr...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST

Jamaicans!!!

People know you are Jamaican if .......... 1. You can distinguish between 'cocoa-tea' 'bush-tea' and'green-tea'. 2. When someone sympathizes with you, you comment 'Yuh tink seh it...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:30:00 PST

Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ...
Posted by Miss Tia 2.0...The Re-Evolution on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:45:00 PST