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MilquetoastMary

I never said I was a role model.

About Me

blah blah blah. see video below. Natalie Portman rap

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My Interests

Bowling. Working Out. HIking. Music. Large rubber dildos in the shape of a large black fist.....for use ONLY when I'm shaking my fist out the window at someone and need an "extension" to really get my point across.

I'd like to meet:

no one. you all pretty much suck. If you're reading this, I'm talking about you.

Music:

Enya

Movies:

I just cannot believe that 17 years go by from the time that Ewan Macgregor's character delivers the small baby to his evil Uncle Lowen and Aunt Varue (In Episode 3). And then Ewan Macgregor's character suddenly ages like 500 years into the Obi-Wan Kenobe in the Episode IV "A New Hope" movie. I call bullshit on that. By the way. Lucas sucks ass for ruining that series.

Television:

Porn. Lots of it.

Books:

I have forgotten how to read. One of these days, I hope to start again. I have either lost my ability to concentrate for long stretches of time, or I need glasses. ugh....glasses.....my head is so fucking big that glasses look goofy on me. and don't tell me to get contacts.....I can't have anything touch my eye, unless of course we're speaking of a large money shot right across the......um......you know!

Heroes:

Sandra Bernhard. **********************************************************