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These fish sticks are hard as tits!!

FUCK SALT!!!

About Me

hi. i'm jamie. if you are fat and ugly, please don't talk to me. i have a motorboat tattoo. japanese horror movies are my favorite. i spend too much time listening to music and watching movies. and doing crosswords. i Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

motorboating. beer. movies where people die. cameras. live music. driving. getting tattooed. hookah. bros. margaritas. watching the sun come up. painting. julio the blow up cactus. being better than you.

I'd like to meet:

people i already know... lets hang out. if you're old enough to be my dad, no, i dont want to hang out. im not into creepy ass old men.you can also catch me on AIM. my thinger on there is: thesamebreath

Music:

the eagles. the beatles. weezer. gogol bordello. guns n roses. d12. JEW. riverboat gamblers. the ataris. mourning maxwell. johnny cash. social d. the liars handshake. the format. gatsbys american dream. foo fighters. blink 182. matisyahu. finch. the fuck you ups. the rocketz. flametrick subs. calabrese. north side kings. squirrel nut zippers. royal crown revue. morrissey. rancid. billy idol. transplants. junior senior. the darkness. dean martin. the living end. casket life. NFG. hank III. the moonlight cruisers. head automatica. bon jovi. the aquabats. thursday. +44. the pogues. the vacancies. stuff like that.

Movies:

the goonies. pulp fiction. robin hood:men in tights. reservoir dogs. the notebook. walk the line. spaceballs. the eye. the devils backbone. 40 year old virgin. the audition. dark water. anchorman. the life aquatic. big fish. snakes on a plane.

Television:

COPS. jeopardy. MXC. ATHF. SVU. Nip/Tuck. anything on CNN. Project Runway. Intervention.

Books:

anything by chuck pahliniuk. pirate books. lord of the flies. biographies.

My Blog

i have the cleanest kitchen known to man

You cant lie in this quiz.just be 100% truthful.LAST PERSON.1. You hung out with?hm...my awesome mom2. You texted?bro john3. You were in a car with?myself5. Went to the mall with?myself. christmas sho...
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

3+ weeks of hell

well. my washer that we thought broke and leaked all over the floor.... it didnt. turns out a pipe in the wall leaked and thats what fucked it up. so now, not only did my entire dining room get ripped...
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

what do you get?

What do you get when you kiss a girl You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, she'll never phone you I'll never fall in love again   elvis costello knows whats up. and falling in l...
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

ATTN: Girls With Fully Tattooed Chests.

You look fucking retarded. And your giant chestpiece is stupid. Way to be ugly. It's as bad as tribal armbands, I swear.
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

youre hot when i drink.

things i love... clean sheets.butterball turkey sliced thin.boners.being in charge pretty much of my group project.new tweezers.old friends.singing NSK really loud in traffic and having old people sta...
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

love is another word for regret...

ya know what fucking rules?   my life. shit yeah! 
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST

in case yer stupid...

my best friend is better than yours. if you dont believe me, she will kick your ass.
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST

i'm a con.

It's hard to get rejectedBy the one you most expected to be by your sideYour first thought being you should run and hideI don't think you're to blameI'll get you on your toesI'll dream of you while I'...
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:24:00 PST

ghey

I've never felt so bad in my entire life.But this time i did it to myself.  
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

ya know what

my life is pretty cool right now. as always, my family is cool and i hopefully get to see my cousin and her baby soon! my friends are the shit, old ones and new ones. seriously, i couldnt ask for bett...
Posted by These fish sticks are hard as tits!! on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:03:00 PST