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I like bass guitar. Strike that. I love Bass Guitar! I am obsessed with music and the fine art of lounging on the futon! There are times when I chew the fat. I don't mean talking. I get a Huge can of LARD and sit there for hours. Yes! Ha ha ha ha! I am the guy who stole your slippers last night. They are mine now. I also stole your nail file. What are you gonna do? Huh. WHAT!? Oh, ok. I'll give em back. sorry.......... I thought you said I could have 'em. What's that? you say I should punch myself in the face. Ok. But only if I can borrow your car. Hey, I'll have it back by 2. I just need to make a quick trip to Mexico! HA ha ha ha. SUcker! I am also a romantic! It's a curse!
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My Interests

Music, 3d animation, movies, the works. Long walks on the beach. The occasional drink. Oh, who am I kidding. DRINK IT UP! Joking. Joking!

I'd like to meet:

Some one who is not dumber than a box of rocks on SUNDAY! I hate that. Anywho, someone with a sense of humor as goofy as mind. We'll talk, You'll see!

Music:

Would I be cool if I said "The Faint"?

Movies:

The Salton Sea, Dirty Work, Babes in Toyland, 12 Angry men, Road to Perdition, House of the DEAD........ppppffffffff. Yeah right! Worst movie ever! BEST MOVIE EVER: POKE A HOT ASS! I SWEAR, THAT LITTLE RACOON DOESN'T SEE IT COMIN!

Television:

I'm not much of a television kind of guy. If it ain't Freakazoid, don't bother!
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Books:

Slaughterhouse 5 One of the best books I have ever read!

Heroes:

My heros include LES CLAYPOOL: If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be playing the bass today. Woody, TOY STORY: If it wasn't for this lovely animated character, I wouldn't be an animator. My Brother David: This guy....YEAH..... This guy paves the bumpy road so you can cross over and be guilt free. I have learned from his mistakes in life. Finally: My sister Samantha: She has become more like me every day. This woman is insperation for all who just don't give a fuck about anything else. This Woman rocks. Don't get any bright Ideas. She's 18. Wait..... Shit she's legal! I will eat your face if you touch her. HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Joking. Joking. But SERIOUSLY!funny

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tribute to MUSIKJUNKIE

There once was a guy drinking tea who was like, " I smell like spam!" ANd the dog was like"Whoa!" And the man was like, "Yeah, spam!" So the dog lifted it's leg and peed in his ...
Posted by FLUFFY BUTT... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's about freagin time!

Ok everyone, you know how I swore off white women! Every day would be a reminder, anywho! I foounds me a black chick! AND SHE LIKES PRIMUS, ROCK!!!!!!!!!! But yeah! I give props to myself. As al...
Posted by FLUFFY BUTT... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is Ben turning Emo?

Wistful feelings and youthful dreams Beneath the sorrow there's nothing but ill will That will change with time and age Lacerated by my own deception Smoke filled sunsets burn the sky Someone p...
Posted by FLUFFY BUTT... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just when it couldn't get any worse!

I just smashed my GOD DAMN BLAZER! I was on my way to a job interview! I was going to the gasstation to fill up, I saw the ladie who worked there switching trash bag. I was l...
Posted by FLUFFY BUTT... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Am I a pussy or what?!?!?!?!

Ok, I saw the Grudge the other night! If you've seen it you'll know what I'm talking about. When the scary asian woman would come, there would be this strange crackling noise. That u...
Posted by FLUFFY BUTT... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The truth comes to the table of knives!

Ode to the Nice GuysThis rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure h...
Posted by FLUFFY BUTT... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I think I'm done!

Ya know, I think I'm done with white chicks! No offence, to anyone. White folk just seem to get you into trouble. Either that, or they're just plain FUCKIN CRAZY! *COUGH* Alysha! Anyway. My expe...
Posted by FLUFFY BUTT... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Judge me! I know you will!

This is the time to let feelings loose. Ha LOOSE! Get with it and nobody fucks with the JESUS! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush o...
Posted by FLUFFY BUTT... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST