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i'm a jaeckass.

About Me

j'ai smurf sur ta meres visage
palabra a tu mama.

-Jae

-asian goodness ;]

-Eats like a food dispenser

-more sinister than popcorn

-random like a waffle

-i think i'm hungry

-king of the world!!

-running out of things to say

-a nice person?

-loves vulgarity and obscenity

-loves cute and cuddly too... a little.

-coffee addictmark-
Est. April 17th, 2004-

eats more than i do (now that's rare!)-

possibly 1 of the biggest game nerds-

skateboards-

can solve a rubik's cube under 1 min.-

tiene el pito mas grande en el mundo-
has nummy kisses-

loves A-1 sauce-

random and funny as hell-

[crazy] just like me-

outrageous, just the way i like it**

My Interests

Food
---Sushi!!!!
---Itallian
---Mexican Food
---Chinese
---Thai
---Good Ol' American Foood.
Video Games/PCgames
---Zelda!
---Maple Story
---Resident Evil
---Super Mario Brothers
---Yoshi's Island
---Metal Gear
---GTA
---Guitar Hero
---Gears of War!
---Elder Scrolls
---Splinter Cell
---Mario Cart
---more, more, more.
Paintballing
SUSHI!!!
Snowboarding
Dance

---Ballet
---Jazz
---Modern
---Lyrical
---Hip Hop
Jamba Juice
Starbucks
Donkey
Music
Outdoors&Adventure
Sports

---Basketball
---Volleyball
---Football

& anything hilarious.
Oh, and food

I'd like to meet:



Music:


everything!

LOVE rock & metal
alternative
blues
electronic
Hip hop
indie
industrial
jazz
reggae
ska
techno

My Blog

12 different types of Women. hahahaha.

1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantagesa. You have some one to manage your money.b. She always looks good.c. She makes your other people jealous.d. She makes you look good.Disadvantagesa. When you get broke she'...
Posted by i'm a jaeckass. on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:46:00 PST

Beer vs. Vagina [hilarious]

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to VAGINA 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a sw...
Posted by i'm a jaeckass. on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:07:00 PST