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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bob Flage
Birthday: 3000 years ago, when Saturn was facing Jupiters Ass!
Birthplace: In the misty undergrounds of the caves of Eatock Way
Current Location: Still not found my way out of the caves!
Eye Color: Purple
Hair Color: Blonde on the wkends, non-white on wkdays
Height: 5,10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both Handed
Your Heritage: Son of Cyril and Hazels Son, Think they have been a Bob in there somewhere
The Shoes You Wore Today: Wored out Cooperative Box
Your Weakness: World shortage of Donner meat, scary!
Your Fears: My mouth being closed and unable to communicate, relying on blinking as a language
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, sweetcorn, peppers and you guess it donner meat, cravings are already starting
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I've got 10 of them, clean my toes, learn to communicate through a series fericous blinks ...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hello Bob
Thoughts First Waking Up: going to bed, food, waking up, what time is it!
Your Best Physical Feature: I was thinking about this yesterday in the bath, my belly button, it looks so cute when its got water in it from the bath
Your Bedtime: When I fall alseep
Your Most Missed Memory: Golem, when he use to hang around with me in the caves
Pepsi or Coke: None, I'm too healthy to be consuming that sugary crap!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK, BK, BK, question is Double Whopper with Cheese or Chicken Royale with Cheese
Single or Group Dates: Never ever do group dates! just means you have no converstional skills
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIT
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: C
Do you Smoke: NO, I hate smokers!
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: Oh yes
Do you Shower Daily: If it rains the day before, the drips eventually get through
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, my pet bird, called Vinny, it died when we got physical
Do you want to go to College: Too stupid
Do you want to get Married: Getting over Vinny was too much.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Debatable, just depends on who's looking
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I gave my Mum a MP3 player i won from a karoke competition
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, therapeutic
Do you play an Instrument: Everything tends to get wood rot in the caves.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Too often my friend, too many bad flashbacks
Ever been called a Tease: haha, no
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, Golem beat me up for my nose ring, think he got confused
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I think drowning would be a good way to go!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A little girl
What country would you most like to Visit: Mulu, they have the biggest underground network in the world
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussie
Favourite Hair Color: not fussie
Short or Long Hair: not fussie
Height: hhhhhhmmmmmmppphhh, not too sure
Weight: not heavier then 35kg
Best Clothing Style: Short Skirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: , does this mean I want her to be drugged up when I meet her?
Number of CDs I own: good question
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: comtemplating havin one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Lots, but as my father says, you regret the things you didn't do most, not what you did do!
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My Interests

Writing pure and blatant fabrication on this profile and laughing at people who read it. .......wait a second, this must mean I am..... a bit of a lonely deprived lunatic.

I'd like to meet:

VisionariesIt is a time when magic is more powerful than science and those that control the magic, control destiny. They are the Visionaries.Power staffs:ARZON: A whim, thought, and more is sought... awake, my mind.. thy will be wrought!WITTERQUICK: Sheathe these feet in the driving gale, make swift these legs, o'er land I sail!CRYOTEK: Three suns aligned, pour forth their light and fill the archer's bow with might!LEXOR: The arrows turn, the swords rebel, may nothing pierce this mortal shell!LEORIC: Whispered secrets of a shattered age, I summon you, renew this sage!CINDARR: By nature's hand, by crafts, by art, what once was one, now fly apart!!CRAVEX: O mist filled pits, dark dank, unclear touch all before me with frost fingered fear!DARKSTORM: Let me attempt to change your opinion of me. By what creeps, what crawls, by what does not, let that grows recede and rot!To become one with the circle of light is to form a brotherhood. A true lasting alliance. I propose that right now, we form the Spectral Knights, a sacred order dedicated to bringing light to the darkness of our world. Let all us stand.May the Light Shine Forever!compliments my skin coloring

Music:

At the mo I have an unrealistic hard-on Bowie and beloved Led

Movies:

Superman, "statistically speaking, flying is the safest way to travel".

Television:

Man Hunt- I just want Michael to bone the Dr.

Books:

Mainly heroic fantasy, however recently I have diverse from the world of Goblins and Orges with green cocks, and read To Kill a Mockingbird, I know it sounds crap to all my sci fi peers, but it was actually really good, particularly enjoyed Scount beating up that no good Upper Class Scoundrel Francis, and have aspirations to become Mrs Dubose, sitting on my porch yelling abuse at random passer bys, quality! Would defo give it a read to anyone who asked!

Heroes:

I aspire to be Winnie the Pooh with my pot of honey.

My Blog

The Kellogg's challenge for size zero begins, again!!

Due to some unforseened circumstances of illness I was unable to reach my destiny, like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly, size zero body status awaits. However, undetrred and raring to go from f...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:15:00 PST

The fighting cocks and the eagle

Two young fighting cocks were battling fiercely to see which one of them would be the barnyard champion. Boris and middle Bill. At last Boris triumphant over the shamed and beaten middle Bill who crep...
Posted by Joshua on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

Joshua and his sons

Joshua, being on the point of death, called his two sons to him, Joseph and Rupert and said "My sons, I am departing from this life, but all I have to leave you is found in the weed yard." As soon a...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

Day of mourning

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I was unable to complete the crunchy nut challenge due to illness, and it was going so well, however once fully fit (matter of wks) I will resume my hardcore regime to...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:10:00 PST

Day 8

On the final leg and anarchy rules, didn't have breakfast to hangover, had a Big mac meal instead, then gorged on some fried chicken wings, lamb chops and this weird vegtable stuff, think it was calle...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST

Day 7

What did I eat on Sunday, ...........arrrrggghhhh, oh bowl of crunchy, watched that Talegnega nights or whatever it's called, amazing, shake and bake, brother. Had healthy Roast chicken for lunch, did...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

Day 6

Day 6 Almost a week of my stringent and very regiment diet. Woke up in JP living room feeling very uncomfortable, managed to hike back to caves of Daisy Hill for 1ish for my lushus bowl of Golden joy,...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:16:00 PST

Day 5

Day 5 Religiously had my delicious bowl of golden wonder, was feeling pretty hangover, thought I pissed on the floor, but realised I must have splited my pint of water. Went to watch 300, quality, wis...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

Day 4

Day 4 Didn't have time for breakfast, so had to make do with a cheese pastie for breakfast, convince myself that cheese pastie equates to bowl of delicious cereal(don't worry I'm not endorsing kellogg...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST

Day 3

Day 3: Today was the first day I stuck to the diet requirements of the Kellogg's Challenge, I managed to eat my golden bowl of the day, but missed my bus, after havin to power walk up to Westhoughton,...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:10:00 PST