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About Me

Well, to be blunt - I do what I want. Enough said about that. Those of you who are visiting this probably know me well enough already and I don't need to tell you a thing about myself. And, if you really are my friend, you'll not have a problem with that because you'll know that I don't like talking about myself. So, now that I've told you more about you that I have me, let's get to business. This is a myspace page - obviously - that kinda shows a little bit of me. Check it out, don't read this again
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Napalm
Your Favorite Target: Hospital workers
Your Kill Count: 1,571,359,524
Your Battle Cry: "Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 29
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $115,300,612,851,662
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 21%
You scored as Munchkins (Wizard of Oz). The munchkins are going to run after you beating you with giant lollies, while throwing bricks at you.

Munchkins (Wizard of Oz)

80%

Santa

45%

Easter Bunny

35%

Maggie Simpson

30%

The pope

15%
who will kill you? (funny, with pictures)
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My Interests

Math, reading, writing fiction and funny non-fiction, listening to and writing music

I'd like to meet:

.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow

88%

Indiana Jones

79%

Lara Croft

75%

Neo, the "One"

67%

Maximus

63%

William Wallace

58%

The Terminator

54%

Batman, the Dark Knight

50%

El Zorro

46%

The Amazing Spider-Man

38%

James Bond, Agent 007

25%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Music:

Metal - All the way!

Movies:

Funny stuff and occasionally the romantic story, a good one that really rips at the heartstrings. Corrupt government movies (ours is)

Television:

Law and Order, all of them SPONGEBOB, Family Guy, Venture Brothers, yes, I listen to Sabbath and watch cartoons...what are you gonna do about it punk!?

Books:

love to read mystery novels, things about demons and such, and science fiction, poetry, my own writings. Yes, I listen to Demon Hunter and write poetry. What, son, what?!

Heroes:

Oppenheimer, James Hetfield, Edgar Allan Poe, Sameer from Flyleaf, Demon Hunter

My Blog

Poltical Philosophy paper

The best form of government for our country is what it has now. That is, a democratic form of government with capitalism at it's base. There can be no one person controlling government because, as we...
Posted by Desperado on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

Apologetic.

I'm sorry all I do is apologize. I'm sorry I should see the mistakes I'll make, But can't stop them. I'm sorry ea...
Posted by Desperado on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:57:00 PST

still...still the beating of a dead heart.

Echoes. Echoes. &nb...
Posted by Desperado on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST

Poetry for the masses, written for the lies I've told

Dance of a Dying Rose Apologies bouce off these hollow walls my only fear is On deaf ears they fall. My life, my lie, my sense of truth- Egsasperated, xaggerated...
Posted by Desperado on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

Tell me about myself.

This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor ...
Posted by Desperado on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

Fading to Nothingness - only you.

OK, so i'm going to be leaving Rochelle for the better part of eternity in just a few short months. And I've had the opportunity today to think about what really matters to me. what matter...
Posted by Desperado on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

A public display of affection: READ if you think you matter (that's everyone)

OK people. Let's get one thing straight. I want to make one thing perfectly clear...and that is that I am not a crook. But besides that...there is a chain comment going around saying over ...
Posted by Desperado on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

READ: I am sorry

This is a public apology, as public as it can get, about the actions that I have taken this past year. This is to all the people on myspace who I have wronged in the real life. I say this ...
Posted by Desperado on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

2006, mostly regrets.

So, are you excited for the new year? nope...there are gonna be some really cool people in it, but hey, it's my life. So it'll suck.What was your favorite thing about this past year? VJ was pretty coo...
Posted by Desperado on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST