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Which Sexy Are You?

MY RESULT: Naughty Sexy

Hey, there’s nothing sexier than being a sex-crazed beast. Any hotties on your radar better lock their doors at night, or you’ll be on ‘em like a Rotweiller on a milkbone.
We’ll give you this: you’re direct. Others may go for romance, but you figure, what’s the point? Might as well cut out the middle man and go straight for the prize. And you’ve got a point. Knowing what you want – and getting it – is pretty darn hot. It wouldn’t be the end of the world, though, if you threw a little romance into your routine. You know, wrap yourself in a cloud of mystery. Or at least wrap yourself in a bathrobe. Yikes!

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Are You Hot or Cool?

MY RESULT: Hot

You live fast and love excitement. And you’re totally hot.
What makes you so hot? Well, it’s your energy – you’ve got enough of it to start a bonfire (so please be careful around dry leaves). Plus, you’ve got a red-hot attitude, ready to burst into flames of awesomeness at any moment.
Extreme hotness comes with its fair share of problems. Like, your air conditioning bills go through the roof. But more than that, your red-hot attitude can lead to a boiling temper. Be sure to cool down a little bit if you feel yourself overheating. And pass some of that heat around!

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How Hot Are You?

MY RESULT: Someone-Call-911 Hot

Emergency hot. Burned-alive hot. Kid, you got some fire power.
This is the absolute hottest you can be. In fact, some might even consider it too hot. Not us. We can’t get enough of you.
You might want to rein some of it in, though, in certain situations – like job interviews, court appearances, visits to Grandma, and, of course, the odd visit to industrial meat freezers. When you got that heat, flaunt it, but there’s no reason to spoil a bunch of perfectly good beef.

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What's Your Flirt Style?

MY RESULT: Touchy Feely

When you see something you like, you’re not afraid to reach out and grab it. Literally.
Being touchy-feely is by far the most effective means of letting someone know you’re interested. Well, interested in fondling them, at least. If you want to let them know that you like them in a deeper way, we recommend trying something a little more subtle...which would be, oh, just about anything. Maybe you should offer them half of your sandwich or something.

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What's Wrong With You?

MY RESULT: Too Attractive

Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone.
Seriously. You’re so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops.
And don’t forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.

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What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?

MY RESULT: Lust Hound

Romance and lovey stuff are secondary to you. Your real passion is gettin’ it on.
You know exactly what you want out of a boyfriend. What is it? We’ll give you a hint – it’s not spaghetti. And, uh, we’re at least glad that you’re confident about it. No one’ll ever accuse you of being wishy-washy. Still, it might be nice to focus on the other benefits of having a boyfriend – like fun dates and friendship. (Just a suggestion.)

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