"Girls. Jesus Christ."
Well, I always thought I wanted a cynical, smart-aleckey kind of girl to be with, so we could walk around and be cynics together. We'd be together, holding hands, wallowing in each other's sarcasm and complaints all day. Isn't that cute?
I'm a bit older and hopefully a lot wiser, and now I realise that haveing an attitude like that totally sucks, and it makes you sick. I've decided I want a sweet, pleasent girl, who smiles all the time and likes to swing on swingsets. Besides that, I really have no other criteria for my search.
Okay... I suppose that's a boldface lie, and I am, in fact, much more particular than that... But I'm trying to be a halfway decent person here; or at least sound like one. Being happy, or even having the capacity for happiness, is much more important to me nowadays than feeling like I'm smart, or like I somehow know something that happy people don't.