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About Me

Please visist my blog at dwarfinaredroom.blogspot.com .

My Interests

Mountain Biking Feeding Coinstar machines Writing Hunting for the best tuna melt in the city Pondering the subtle differences between semi-sweet and bitter sweet chocolate Perfecting my Pictionary, Taboo, Boggle and Yahtzee skills Running Wasting canned air and annoying my coworkers by blowing papers off their desks Debating the pros of cons of boxers vs. briefs vs. boxer briefs Tina Fey The guy downtown who rides around on a bike with one foot and hand, outstretched like Superman Searching for the perfect beef chow fun in the city Naomi Watts Pursuing happiness Laughing at news headlines like "Philipinno Cat Catches Bird Flu" Being concerned that I laugh at stuff like the above Single malt scotches Red meat Douglas Adams The Bard's Tale Baldur's Gate Needle nose pliers

I'd like to meet:

The illegitimate love child of Tina Fey, Dana Scully, Jessica Alba and Martha Stewart. HOT.

Music:

The Hives, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Interpol, Beth Orton, Gary Jules

Movies:

David Lynch, Tom Solondz, Cameron Crowe, Nicole Holofcener, Christopher Guest, Jill Sprecher, Kevin Smith, Charlie Kaufman

Television:

The X-Files, Ultimate Fighting, Food Network, Cops, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

The Black Dahlia, Winter Birds, Survivor, High Fidelity, The Sweet Hereafter

Heroes:

Batman, Wolverine, Spiderman, The Preacher, Marv, V, Calvin, Hobbes

My Blog

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Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST

It's Not Me, It's My Prosopagnosics

I just read an article about "prospagnosics." In short, it's a mental disorder which causes a person to not be able to recognize faces. Every face looks the same. Strangers and family members are i...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

Forgettable

When I was in the seventh grade, one of my classes was Music Apprecation. It was taught by Mr. Ennis. Mr. Ennis was that teacher that every high school has. He was young, cool and the teacher all t...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:21:00 PST

Gas Pains

Unless your mother keeps you chained up in a closet somewhere, you've probably noticed that gas prices have gotten ridculously out of hand.There have been a bunch of consequences from these high price...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

Eda-WHO?!

Has anyone seen the commercial for McDonald's "Asian" Salad?I can't find it online and I've only seen it once. I just remember some people talking about the salad. And someone said how it had "edama...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:35:00 PST

Pet Names Made Easy

Having trouble coming up with that pet name for your significant other?Just use my handy pet name generator. Randomly choose one from column A and one from column B, combine and enjoy! Column ASugarH...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:25:00 PST

Musings of a Public Transportation Rider in LA

The bus driver hates me. I've been giving him a big smile and a "Good morning!" every day for 5 months but he barely acknowledges me. Today I flash my Metro pass at him and he stops me and asked to ...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:21:00 PST

My Top 10 80's TV crushes

To some 80's TV served as a source of wholesome entertainment. To me, it was seething sexual hot bed of a shy pubescent boy's fantasies. Here are my top 10 80's TV crushes.10. Kelly Bundy - Married ...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:25:00 PST

Saltines and Ginger Ale

Tuesday morning and something's wrong. My throat hurts. My head hurts. I'm still so tired.Mother comes in, an angry look on her face, ready to throttle me for not getting ready for school. Her exp...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:40:00 PST

You know where you can stick your Dyson?

I hate the Dyson Vacuum guy.I hate how he comes on in his commercials and tells me how much my vacuum cleaner sucks. I hate how he tells me in explicit detail why my vacuum cleaner sucks and why his ...
Posted by dwarfinaredroom. blogspot.com on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:45:00 PST