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if i die today i'll be the happy phantom . . .

About Me



You Are the Swedish Chef
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse The Muppet Personality Test

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Orange

My Interests

i got a canker sore in my mouth and i keep poking it. but i'm only making it worse.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever made this flash video...

Music:

CURRENT OBSESSION:

Books:

CURRENTLY READING:
LOLITA by Vladimir Nabokov
RECENTLY READ:

THE STRANGER by Albert Camus
GRAND AVENUES: The Story of the French Visionary Who Designed Washington D.C. by Scott Berg

THE CALL OF CTHULU & OTHER WEIRD STORIES by H.P. Lovecraft
SARAH by JT LeRoy
BREAK BLOW BURN: Camille Paglia reads Forty-three of the World's Best Poems by Camille Paglia
The Know-It-All: One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World by A.J. Jacobs

GOOD OMENS by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
THE SUBJECT STEVE by Sam Lipsyte

THE WITCH OF COLOGNE by Tobsha Learner
TALK TO THE HAND: The utter bloody rudeness of the world today, or six good reasons to stay home and bolt the door by Lynne Truss

THE WORLD WITHOUT US by Alan Weisman (coming out July 2007)

THE LAST CONTINENT by Terry Pratchett

LITTLE, BIG by John Crowley

TROLL: A LOVE STORY by Johanna Sinisalo
THE WELL-EDUCATED MIND: A Guide to the Classical Education You Never Had by Susan Wise Bauer

MAYFLOWER by Nathaniel Philbrick

EINSTEIN'S DREAMS by Alan Lightman

ANTARCTICA by Carol Keegan

THE VIRGIN SUICIDES by Jeffrey Eugenides

NEVER DRANK THE KOOL-AID by Toure
DEATH MAKES A HOLIDAY: A CULTURAL HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN by David J. Skal
THE EYRE AFFAIR: A THURSDAY NEXT NOVEL by Jasper Fforde

JANE EYRE by Charlotte Bront?
DUNE by Frank Herbert
DRACULA by Bram Stoker

BLOODSUCKING FIENDS by Christopher Moore
HER MAJESTY'S SPYMASTER: ELIZABETH I, SIR FRANCIS WALSINGHAM, AND THE BIRTH OF MODERN ESPIONAGE by Stephen Budiansky
CABAL by Clive Barker

STIFF: THE CURIOUS LIVES OF HUMAN CADAVERS by Mary Roach
THE RESTAURANT AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE by Douglas Adams
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Douglas Adams
DREAMS OF TERROR & DEATH: THE DREAM CYCLE OF H.P. LOVECRAFT by H.P. Lovecraft
HOW I BECAME STUPID by Martin Page
CHRIST THE LORD: OUT OF EGYPT by Anne Rice
McSWEENEY'S ENCHANTED CHAMBER OF ASTONISHING STORIES (vintage) edited by Michael Chabon
FIRST INDIAN ON THE MOON by Sherman Alexie
TORI AMOS: PIECE BY PIECE
by Tori Amos and Ann Powers
BEASTS by Joyce Carol Oates
DRACULA, PRINCE OF MANY FACES: His Life and Times by Radu Florescu & Raymond McNally
WICKED: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory MacGuire

Heroes:



My Blog

a must-see . . .

i just knew there was something about mary . . . ...
Posted by ?!! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST

that's right i'm a loser . . . baby!

so the first commercial here is the second commercial i've actually laughed out loud at (alone like a crazy person talking to himself).  the best line is at the end of the commercial!YOU GET AN '...
Posted by ?!! on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:12:00 PST

spacey spacey

i should be writing my small essay right now but, no, i'm on crackspace. Currently listening to: the static in my head...
Posted by ?!! on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:06:00 PST

The Best of Times is (not) Now

Got done with Dress Rehearsal for 100 Years of Broadway at UH Hilo Theatre, and I cannot get the fucking songs out of my head. It's like playing a video game for days and everytime you close your eyes...
Posted by ?!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST