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Particle

I am going to mount them with bolts and steel straps.

About Me

Like pants on a centipede. Imagine LaToya Jackson and Nikola Tesla kissing at a bonfire in Fresno with the aroma of roasting sweet potatos lingering in their nostrils.

My Interests

The thing that I love more than anything in the world is hot glass. Also lard, and things you can do with lard, especially things that go on other people's porches. Writing things down comes as a close third. I enjoy learning things about physics and then storing them in the basement of my brain for future use. Gardening is nice. Oh, also my family, there are these live mammals that came RIGHT OUT OF MY COOCHIE and they're pretty cute.
I'm having an emosexual awakening; emo boys are hot. They act like sex with you is the most meaningful thing that's ever happened to them and when you kick them out, it reinforces the tragic nature of life.
Other than that, I'm into rollerskating.

I'd like to meet:

Vinyl window and Verizon wireless salesmen.Also please, if you are a whore or a band or a store or a musician and you are trying to "network", please do not ask to add me if I don't actually know you in some way or you are a friend of a friend or you are genuinely interested in getting to know me. Please? Man. Thanks.No, really. REALLY.

Music:

Does anyone really listen to music anymore? That's so 1997.OK whatever. I like Fiona Apple, Elvis Costello, the Shins, Stars of Track and Field, Harvey Danger, Jewel, the Decemberists, Leonard Cohen, Jem, Dido, Pink, Death Cab for Cutie, Paolo Conte, and anything else that might get me into the pants of a skinny moody prettyboy.

Movies:

True Romance, Punch-Drunk Love, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and actually I'm just not that picky.

Television:

Not really, but I used to watch Trading Spaces and some other stuff, mostly cartoons for grown-ups. I forget.

Books:

Watership Down. I actually can't remember the last time a book blew my mind; I need to read more. I used to read 200+ books a year, but I've forgotten them all. I really enjoyed Cats are Not Peas and Man out of Time.

Heroes:

Frida Kahlo and Nikola Tesla.

My Blog

I went shopping

My intent was to purchase vegetables, macaroni and cheese, and machine oil. While I was in the store I could not find the macaroni and cheese, and I wandered up and down the aisles searching with a va...
Posted by Kalera on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

Bitches whut I hate

So yesterday I had a lovely anger-management experience at the pool. I was in the slow lane, because I'm slow. I mean, it's a reasonable place for me to be. I might be able to outswim the pregnant lad...
Posted by Kalera on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

So I wake up this morning

and I look out my window, and there is all this white bullshit ALL OVER my yard, it is like angels have been taking a crap on my lawn. WTF.
Posted by Kalera on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

Here is how it goes

So from now on, if someone I don't know (like a band or a whore or a clothing store) sends me a friend request, I will TOTALLY add them if they will meet me for coffee.
Posted by Kalera on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:12:00 PST

These are the kinds of pies

If two people who happened to be friends decided to make a lot of pies, these are some kinds of pies they might decide to make:Tofu PieEgg Salad Sandwich Pie (pickle top)French Toast PiePotato Salad P...
Posted by Kalera on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:17:00 PST

Oh yeah

At some point while I was taking a shower a piece of bone fell out of my nose. Apparently when they correct a deviated septum it involves cutting through some bone and a piece got lost in there and wa...
Posted by Kalera on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

Shuntcake

    I am trying to convince Moxley that we should start an acoustic folk band called "Shuntcake". So far he's not going for it. In case you were wondering about the other shunt, it turn...
Posted by Kalera on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

Fun with Shunt Removal

I didn't really know I was having surgery so soon, BTW. The appointment to have my tonsils just *looked at* was on Monday the 12th, they said "we definitely should take these out, let's look at those ...
Posted by Kalera on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:11:00 PST

Post-op update

Actually I got back last night but I was too thrashed to post anything. So I was totally not expecting the main part of my surgery to be the sinus thing. I thought that was kind of an afterthought, mo...
Posted by Kalera on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

So tomorrow

Bright and motherfucking early, I will be having my tonsils removed and some "work" (?) done to my sinuses. I don't know what "work" means in this context, I presume it's like a Roto-Rooter type of th...
Posted by Kalera on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:27:00 PST